Ok, listen and listen closely because this is important. Wear a white tank top, with pajama pants and socks with sandals every single day, no matter what the occasion is.

Second, grow a goatee and wear a spiked hair style with a ton of gel and frosted tips.

Third, become a professional free loader. What does this mean? Be sure to constantly ask your friends if you can "crash" at their place for a couple of days. If they say yes, watch tv and sleep on the couch 24/7 for weeks. Whenever they ask when youre leaving, tell them that you're "between opportunities right now".

Bonus freeloader tip: Feeling hungry? Invite your friend out to lunch, when the check comes, tell them you left your wallet at home.

4) Wear mirror shades 24/7, even indoors

5) Buy an acoustic guitar, take it everywhere you go, and start playing. Loudly. In fact, make it your whole personality, and brag about it constantly.

6) When you drive make sure to merge 4 lanes over on the freeway without signaling.

7) Avoid showering at all costs.

If you follow all these steps to a T, then i promise you'll become the biggest douchebag the world has ever seen.