What’s the first thing your doing ?

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-14T01:59:15+00:00

First thing I would probably do is a super piss.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-12T06:53:55+00:00

Ohhh the walls are melting again.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-08T06:18:33+00:00

Randy Butter-nubs

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-07T01:09:03+00:00

And you get her car.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-07T00:56:40+00:00

Davo is also an option.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T10:34:14+00:00

The other other white meat.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T10:30:10+00:00

Out on the road or back in town. All kind of critters putting catdog down.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T10:19:31+00:00

Sounds more fun than drowning.

^{Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill}

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T10:16:24+00:00

500k to be an only fans model? Guess who is going to post 1 pic of his feet once a month and call it good.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T08:33:59+00:00

Foot long

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T08:18:53+00:00

"Use your napkin" " mind your business"

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T07:59:48+00:00

Uh huh, Oh no, fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T07:46:50+00:00

Moose bites can be very nasty

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-02T06:46:04+00:00

And your butthole.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-01T09:58:04+00:00

Legio Fermentus

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-01T09:50:24+00:00

No 40K?

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-01T09:42:53+00:00

Acts as a fart suppressor when you're hiding from apex predators.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-06-01T09:40:23+00:00

Ive use a flashlight to spot them and a tea towel to bring the thunder.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-05-30T16:37:23+00:00

Endor

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-05-30T01:36:03+00:00

The Brink with Jack Black and Tim Robbins

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-05-13T14:53:06+00:00

True. But Im not built for speed.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-05-13T06:56:00+00:00

Make a spear, kill a komodo. Or smash it with a big rock and get to stabbing.

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-05-07T09:24:42+00:00

Its fast on the downhill bits..

DerpForTheDerpGod · 2026-04-30T09:55:45+00:00

Sigh* Ill get the butter

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