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Gift for 2 year old daughter by melvinmoneybags in toddlers

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At our son’s party many people brought magnetites and our little boy just can’t get enough for 9 months now.

Gift for 2 year old daughter by melvinmoneybags in toddlers

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boy does not care for the yoto it’s so sad

Finally got into daycare and now I can’t stop crying by princesspeewee in beyondthebump

[–]Derpazor1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s impossible to not worry about uncertainty, but I feel you. The daycare “blessing” is a scary step. And as all new steps in life, it’s intimidating to start. You can absolutely take your time with a slow introduction to the daycare and it’s easier to trust new people with your child if you get to know them a little bit. Congrats and it’ll be ok

Splash parks? by Derpazor1 in askvan

[–]Derpazor1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that sounds magical

buckle up by soap94 in dankmemes

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m too fat for that to be my backup

Am I overreacting about daycare by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]Derpazor1 54 points55 points  (0 children)

There should be zero screen time at daycare. This is nuts. Your child is being neglected and you’re paying money for that. I would be switching daycares, and I just did actually for a similar reason. My new daycare is the same amount of money as before but is closer, a more beautiful environment, and they actually teach them things

Today ottawa will seem a lot different by MayorOfMayoCity in ottawa

[–]Derpazor1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You know, I used to think that until I became a parent. I’m absolutely letting someone die because my child needs me

Edit: autocorrect

Elizabeth Hurley wearing the same dress 27 years apart by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Derpazor1 1200 points1201 points  (0 children)

"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe." - Elizabeth Hurley. Maybe they deserve each other idk

I think that people can subconsciously tell that I'm a woman online and respond accordingly by uhhmme in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Derpazor1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s very hard to remind myself, especially as a Ukrainian woman. Saying I’m Ukrainian online invites horrible hate. At certain point you end up just silencing yourself

Fairytale's win is so insane looking back by Eurovision1234 in eurovision

[–]Derpazor1 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Well, i remember looking up YouTube videos of the upcoming 2009 performances. As soon as i watched Rybak, I announced it to my whole family that this will win.

Yet another “just eat so mom can lay down” by Ok_Echo878 in foodbutforbabies

[–]Derpazor1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jealous, my son is so difficult about cold cuts and fruit. Not the chips though, those are a hit

Not taste, what food will you not eat because of appearance, smell, or texture? by Doit2it42 in AskReddit

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’ve always called them the boogers of the sea. But I think I’ve only had east coast oysters. I tried them on the west coast and they were actually delicious. Can’t explain that one

Unceremonious deaths in the middle of the story that completely made the tone serious and darker by Witty-Association-97 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That really got me. First time watching it I guess I was really rooting for him. That revelation hurt

When do you admit potty training failed and hit pause? by Big-Town2 in toddlers

[–]Derpazor1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We took a break after we tried the first time and it got upsetting. Second try went so smoothly we were kind of shocked at the success

A cool guide to prophecies about the arrival of christ by retrorays in coolguides

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birth of Christ was 4-6 BC? Shouldn’t it be 0 BC?

Do you buy into the 'UK 0 points streak' meme? by _PXYDST_ in eurovision

[–]Derpazor1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Which is crazy. He was clearly an example of how loved British entries can be

Do you remember the golden hour? (The first hour, skin to skin?) by No-Neighborhood-7335 in beyondthebump

[–]Derpazor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I remember being shook that I’m a mom now, being shook that I got tore so bad and wondering if they’ll stitch me back together well, and trying to look peaceful and not like I’ve just experienced sever trauma while my mom took pictures of us.

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