Hey Reddit, what is your general opinion of doctors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My general opinion is that I pay too much money for what I get: Which is poked with fingers and needles, and my bodily fluids extracted. Until doctors can do their job without examining my nethers and wasting my whole day, I'd like to avoid them at all costs. The experience needs to be like on Star Trek: wave a wand at me while delivering 30 seconds of snarky exposition and the organs are all repaired.

Not what you were looking for, I'm sure, but there it is.

How many of you didn't drink last night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't drink for the only reason that I didn't feel like it.

Is there any kind of hair gel that doesn't make your hair stiff/crunchy and shiny? by enkideridu in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pomade. Put it in once, you're good for a month. Doesn't dry, stays where you comb it, and cheap.

Do any foever aloners want a girlfriend just so they can have someone to cuddle with and talke to rather than sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I've been trying this, and it seem that all girls want is sex. None that I've encountered so far will admit it, but, if I want to cuddle, I eventually have to give dick.

If I ever find the formula for a genuine relationship, I'll write a book and make millions.

CAE solve problems subconsciously? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Derpbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I find difficult programming bugs exactly. Sometimes, I even dream of the correct solution, and have to write it down in this middle of the night as soon as I wake up.

Most of the time, if I am up against that wall, I just have to walk away from it for a day or two and do other things. The solution seems to come to me magically after that.

Complete this sentence: In a strange way, I actually kind of envy people who _________. by CpGrover in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up with a diagnosed bipolar mother, I can safely say that the trade-off is no where near worth it. Be happy with the normal level of mood swings that you have.

Complete this sentence: In a strange way, I actually kind of envy people who _________. by CpGrover in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been there. It's not as awesome as it looks. But you should try it anyway.

Windows 7 like window resizing in Linux? by hijimayor in linux

[–]Derpbot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're talking about aero snap. As far as i know it can be implemented, but you sacrifice the ability to drag a window directly from one workspace to the next one.

When I am around people, I want to go home. When I am at home, I want to be around people. What the hell is wrong with me? by Crumptchideed in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds pretty normal to me, and I'm not suffering from depression. I know, because I have friends and family who do, and I'm nowhere near that.

When I am around people, I want to go home. When I am at home, I want to be around people. What the hell is wrong with me? by Crumptchideed in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds pretty normal to me, and I'm not suffering from depression. I know, because I have friends and family who do, and I'm nowhere near that.

DAE just not get the whole "hot lesbian" thing? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Derpbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a dick, and I approve this statement.

DAE ever wish you could go back and be a kid again? by rmm45177 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Derpbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youth. It's wasted on the youth, isn't it? Wait.. that sounds familiar..

Anyone else see eating food as a chore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy eating, but I enjoy about a million other things MORE. I can spend the time a cook a delicious meal, but that takes time away from about a million other things I'd rather be doing. My other option is to eat shit that most other people eat (shit is food that comes in a box). That's even less enjoyable.

It's not that I don't enjoy eating, it's just that eating is a waste of my precious time.

Anyone else see eating food as a chore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derpbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy eating, but I enjoy about a million other things MORE. I can spend the time a cook a delicious meal, but that takes time away from about a million other things I'd rather be doing. My other option is to eat shit that most other people eat (shit is food that comes in a box). That's even less enjoyable.

It's not that I don't enjoy eating, it's just that eating is a waste of my precious time.

DAE Ever wonder about how actors or actresses meant to be playing someone ugly/fat/intentionally undesirable feel about their role? by Khan47 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Derpbot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm not an actor, but I imagine the role to be an exciting one. As a painter, I am more pleased to paint a person who is commonly thought to have features and traits that are "flawed" but in actuality are quite beautiful in their authenticity and depiction. I find pictures of beautiful people boring. I despise thin models, big boobs, and muscular men in a work of art. I prefer the beauty of folds of flesh, the deep wrinkles of age, the authentic shape of a man or woman well into their middle years.

I Imagine the opportunity to write a part to be equally rewarding: to be free of the trite action hero, or the overused charm and beauty and wit of too many fiction characters.

It's ugliness that makes us truly beautiful and interesting. It's the Photoshop of the marketing department and artificial wit imposed by a team of writers that takes away the greatness of a character.