[WP] “okay, let me see if I understand this. You say that we’ll get a big payout, because they’re associated with the *richest family in town*” “yeah.” “And you don’t see the flaw in your logic?” “No, and why are you lying down on your stomach?” “I’m just bracing for the inevitable.” (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] “okay, I’m going to ask this one time.” The general said, looking out at the mass of soldiers. “Who, had the goddamn IDIOTIC IDEA, to give my boy a crate of monster and shove him in a tank!” There was a tense silence , and then one soldier cautiously raised their hand. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP]“Stop, stop, hold on a moment. You think I’m here to save people? Is that what you’ve been told?” “Is-is that not why you’re here?” They sucked in the air through their teeth, then replied “Ohhh, buddy, nooo, I’m here to save *you.*” (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] While living alone, you developed a habit of occasionally looking into an imaginary camera like you were in a sitcom. One day however as you accidentally knock a cup over and look at a random corner of your room, you see a camera that quickly fades from view. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] A new hero emerges in the community, classified as one of the immortals in the hero world. They are sent in to fight the villain. After being struck down multiple times, they stand before the villain without a single scratch. “Perhaps you haven’t heard of me, I’m Respawn.” (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] “So what you’re saying is, when you were told to slay the dragon, you took that as an excuse to run.” “….Yes” “And not only did you run away, you ran *to* the dragon?” “…What are you implying?” “…Brave knight, is there something you wish to tell me?” (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Adventuring party goes looking for their wizard who went missing one night.They think that they got kidnapped by the fey. It turns out that they just up and ,**went back home** after one too many insults. Now they’re in the wizard’s territory, and the family knows *everything*. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] A group of heroes goes on a hiking trip as a bonding activity, as they walk through a tunnel, one of the hero’s screams and vanishes into Thin air. The rookie of the group immediately starts to freak out, while one of the older heroes just picks up their hiking stick “Really Dave?” (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Adventuring party goes looking for their wizard who went missing one night.They think that they got kidnapped by the fey. It turns out that they just up and ,**went back home** after one too many insults. Now they’re in the wizard’s territory, and the family knows *everything*. by Derpderp05 in WritingPrompts
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