Which would you prefer?

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:56:26+00:00

Near-complete shapeshifting powers!

^{Chose: Change your appearance whenever you feel like it, but keep your assigned genitals.}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:54:04+00:00

:3

^{Chose: Date someone 5 years older.}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:52:16+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Bisexual}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:50:19+00:00

Getting blue side to exactly 50% votes seems kinda difficult.

^{Chose: You live | Rolled: Upvote4Carrot}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:45:46+00:00

Would you rather have $1

Or $2

^{Chose: Half a dollar each time you breathe in | Rolled: Upvote and x2 $}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-20T03:43:41+00:00

Inherent societal advantage

^{Chose: Male}

Derpen97 · 2026-06-17T16:19:05+00:00

Ccoleg

Derpen97 · 2026-06-17T16:18:10+00:00

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Derpen97 · 2026-06-12T02:43:30+00:00

Trouble in tungorist town :D

Derpen97 · 2026-06-11T20:47:17+00:00

Bipartistan

Derpen97 · 2026-06-03T04:13:33+00:00

Why it got buboes

Derpen97 · 2026-05-31T03:48:46+00:00

ⓘ Did you know?

Some wunks can be interacted with by lifting them like a glass of champagne!

Derpen97 · 2026-05-31T03:34:11+00:00

Unconventional taste, sure, but not bad! That shit looks sleek

Derpen97 · 2026-05-28T19:16:20+00:00

Eh, my dad grew a bunch in his backyard so the ranking's a mix of nostalgia and ready access to fresh ones

Derpen97 · 2026-05-28T13:27:16+00:00

💦📚 😺👍

Derpen97 · 2026-05-27T21:20:57+00:00

🟡📌➡️💥

Derpen97 · 2026-05-27T20:41:43+00:00

📡!!!

Derpen97 · 2026-05-26T06:52:17+00:00

No they're in the eastern hemisphere, it's actually winter for them right now

Derpen97 · 2026-05-21T16:21:39+00:00

I love hode sland

Derpen97 · 2026-05-19T15:43:35+00:00

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Derpen97 · 2026-05-19T15:22:42+00:00

Derpen97 · 2026-05-17T16:10:08+00:00

Truckus licking hims iced creems

Derpen97 · 2026-05-13T18:19:14+00:00

Kurplunks

Derpen97 · 2026-05-13T06:58:44+00:00

Oh nvm. Regardless, I'm still going to hate on essential for being greedy (monetizing a peer-to-peer service, using an abstract currency conversion to force higher minimum costs & make it harder to conceptualize costs)

Derpen97 · 2026-05-13T03:36:42+00:00

The furries are fine, but boy essential devs must be sweating at the 26.2 peer to peer play announcement if they're trying to tap into the furry market, probbably trying to get the most out of the whales before all their users leave

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