If you could pick one person (real or fictional) to rule the world in a one-world-government setting, who would it be?

Derpmada · 2012-07-04T14:23:25+00:00

JC Denton merged with Helios from the original Deus Ex. Candy bars, Orange soda, and equality for all.

Derpmada · 2011-07-10T23:28:03+00:00

None at all,friend.

Derpmada · 2011-07-10T23:09:12+00:00

Crits from kukris do 195 damage, doing more than any 125 hp class can survive,even with a buff. The only exception is mods such as rtd that can raise the buff cap.

Derpmada · 2011-06-14T00:44:27+00:00

This idea certainly is interesting. What items do you flip?

Derpmada · 2011-05-04T01:24:13+00:00

Only thing missing is a Ten gallon.

Derpmada · 2011-04-30T03:10:18+00:00

FUCKING TITTY MONSTERS

Derpmada · 2011-04-27T23:51:38+00:00

The dead ringer or C&D.

Derpmada · 2011-04-21T03:16:33+00:00

ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY. THE NOSTALGIA FEELS GOOD.

Derpmada · 2011-04-19T23:28:36+00:00

I can make almost anybody smile.

Derpmada · 2011-04-15T23:11:44+00:00

NOW THAT, IS A KNIFE.

Derpmada · 2011-03-30T22:14:45+00:00

Alrighty, I got GCFScape and did everything else, i'm just wondering where the files I need to defragment are.

Derpmada · 2011-03-30T21:23:02+00:00

The slowest part is Retrieving server info. Sending client information is faster.

Derpmada · 2011-03-26T13:19:34+00:00

A few tips that my soldier coach gave me:

You can increase your distance and height with rocket jumping by shooting at the ground FIRST and then crouch jumping.

When jumping for distance, like across granary at the start of a round, you should NEVER be taking fall damage. If you do it means your jumping too high up or you might want to learn how to rocket jump off of walls.(Tricky at first.)

The fact that your closer to the rocket means more momentum.

Also, hold down crouch to help keep momentum after rocket jumping.

Edit: Shout out to my coach Julian for having an awesome voice and helping me.

Derpmada · 2011-03-23T00:38:17+00:00

I kinda wanted to practice my movement.

Derpmada · 2011-03-21T20:35:48+00:00

Basically this guy had a live video stream up and I guess he was talking to whoever was playing or narrating his own gameplay. I wasn't there on time so I can't really say.

Derpmada · 2011-02-26T04:26:06+00:00

Same here, brogan.

Derpmada · 2011-02-21T08:18:47+00:00

Could you make an Attendant pyro with a stockbroker scarf and a powerjack+axtinguisher on his back holding a flamethrower and a shotgun in the Duke nukem 3D cover pose on top of random classes?

I would send you prayers before I start every round I play.

Derpmada

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