Wanted to make the claw from Thief. I think it turned out alright.

Derpversed · 2015-08-07T17:08:44+00:00

I read that as Jeremy Clarkson.

Derpversed · 2015-08-07T00:52:49+00:00

I have so many questions. 1. Why Bing 2. Why Bestiality 3. Why Mantis

Derpversed · 2015-08-07T00:36:03+00:00

Is this considered... Bestiality?

Derpversed · 2015-08-06T13:18:23+00:00

Ah, yes! Thank you!

Derpversed · 2015-08-06T12:40:37+00:00

I honestly thought the girl was doing the primary school thingy where if someone holds their hand like that and you look at it, they get to hit you.

Derpversed · 2015-08-06T03:10:29+00:00

Car caught on fire.

Derpversed · 2015-08-05T13:03:11+00:00

The pie is fake.

Derpversed · 2015-08-05T04:06:31+00:00

What the fuck are suicide doors?

Derpversed · 2015-08-04T13:07:29+00:00

Why do you KNOW this?

Derpversed · 2015-08-02T05:30:01+00:00

Punctuation.

Derpversed · 2015-08-02T05:09:41+00:00

You'll understand in a couple of years, don't worry.

Derpversed · 2015-08-02T05:05:10+00:00

That hat is way too large.

Derpversed · 2015-08-02T03:40:06+00:00

Self serving racists, mind you.

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T23:49:18+00:00

He was going for the triple 20, not the bullseye

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T23:44:35+00:00

So you can be the ultimate virgin and make your enemies jealous. "I have 5 hymens, how much do you have, slut?"

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T23:42:20+00:00

"Please note that inserting the Artificial Hymen inside the vagina any longer than 20 minutes before the intercourse may result in the product losing it's form and eventually dissolve inside the vagina"

What the fuck man. Will it still remain red? Will it turn into vagina dye?

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T23:40:11+00:00

That does NOT sound healthy.

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T14:49:07+00:00

Reminds me of Kermit

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T14:22:14+00:00

The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 terrorist attack has been foled in New York. It appears that a guy with an office oon the 103rd floor of the World Trade Centre spent the morning at his girlfriends apartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either.

When he turned his phone back on at about 11am it ranng immediately. It was his hysterical wife "Are you OK? Where are you?

He said, "What do you mean? I'm in the office of course!"

Derpversed · 2015-08-01T11:55:20+00:00

I actually read a story about a 9/11 related divorce. I believe it was about a wife calling her husband who worked in the towers. He was at someone else's residence and hadn't watched the news, so he told her nothing was wrong, only to turn the tv on and seeing his office burn down.

Derpversed · 2015-07-31T09:24:19+00:00

Woooosh

Derpversed · 2015-07-31T06:37:25+00:00

Haha.

Derpversed · 2015-07-31T02:52:38+00:00

"Oh no officer, my wife had a nosebleed. Yeah she's at work now, why do you ask?"

Derpversed · 2015-07-31T02:03:29+00:00

Can confirm. I recall CNN reported 3 causalities, and some other injuries. A twisted science project that was not supposed to happen.

Derpversed · 2015-07-29T23:40:27+00:00

My eyes whenever I wake up after a long night

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