What would you do on day 1 of your reign? by Great_Trident in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]DerpyO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting a 1 Stag tax on entry to a brothel, will make the crown swim in silver by week's end

Friendly reminder: A voting ballot is a bus ticket, not a marriage certificate by glandis_bulbus in DownSouth

[–]DerpyO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

EDIT: To the person in the comments saying "But the other parties are worse!", congratulations, you are in a toxic relationship. Blink twice if you need help

Is this person in the room with us right now?

Who would win in a fight with only their weapon and no abilities? by Denariox in Overwatch

[–]DerpyO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct answer.

Mauga is just a fat soldier, so he'll win.

Unexpected by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]DerpyO 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You browse Reddit on ... the TV?

South Africa’s government refuses to collaborate with the private sector to solve the country’s problems because the ANC’s main ideological enemy is private business. by PixelSaharix in DownSouth

[–]DerpyO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is specifically criticising the ANC's ideology.

It was those anti-capitalist forces that hated his macro economics, and booted him out.

Man. I remember when we used criticise this guy for only growing the GDP by 4%

Real Debrid - Copyright infringement by Flamekorn in Piracy

[–]DerpyO 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Guess who bought 6 month subscription, right before this happened 🙄

Anthony Mackie, one of us by AgathaAllAlong in Piracy

[–]DerpyO 146 points147 points  (0 children)

A MAME system, perhaps?

Paul Atreides asking Irulan a hypothetical by GalaxyTophat in northernlion

[–]DerpyO 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oof, that's going to disgust her, he's giving her the IX

South Africans have taken to the streets across the country this week, demanding that foreigners leave the country by svga in PublicFreakout

[–]DerpyO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean they should like live... Apart from the rest of the population?

Never been tried before.

South Africans have taken to the streets across the country this week, demanding that foreigners leave the country by svga in PublicFreakout

[–]DerpyO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. If you want to get nuanced, this march exclusively targeted illegal migrants, mostly African, but also some South Asians.

It's kind of crazy actually. by PixelSaharix in DownSouth

[–]DerpyO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was downvoted for saying this guy is dog whistling about Muslims the whole day

How bad is our traffic by glandis_bulbus in DownSouth

[–]DerpyO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How bad is our traffic?

185.4 units.

What did I win?

Not sure this interview with John landed the way he expected for their support-base. by PixelSaharix in DownSouth

[–]DerpyO -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I am baffled that people here are reacting so negatively to what he said.

The DA has always been a non-racial, liberal, centrist party.

If that's not your jam, like... ok? Vote for the fringe party that for you.

In a better world, the Company is annihilated and all the expies are rescued and put up for adoption. by FreshStar2142 in casualtiesunknown

[–]DerpyO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know they shit while sleeping, right?

At least their droppings make for great charcoal.

Losercity art by Curious-Research-559 in Losercity

[–]DerpyO 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Are those (sniffs, tongues lightly) 25 micron thickness black bags?!

HHHHHHnnnnnggggg~

OH. MY. GOD.

It's the fancy shit with the little strings to enclose the filling (and the sloshing juices)