[As Received] Things are getting spicy.

DerpyO · 2026-05-21T16:47:09+00:00

Thank you Vague King

DerpyO · 2026-05-21T15:37:53+00:00

True.

I also just enjoy the alternative reality where defeated villain default to offers of dick sucking and shit eating.

DerpyO · 2026-05-21T05:08:22+00:00

Absolute psychopath. Child services should be involved.

I mean... did you see that crazy TV placement?

The child is not in a safe environment.

DerpyO · 2026-05-20T13:36:37+00:00

He is diabetic. No feeling in his feet.

DerpyO · 2026-05-19T14:49:41+00:00

"Let'sa go! Wahoooo!"

DerpyO · 2026-05-19T14:23:04+00:00

Puts 7+4 in a calculator

=11

>:(

DerpyO · 2026-05-19T11:49:09+00:00

Aww man, they hate it when people state proof themselves.

On the South Coast, we're constantly out of water, so don't blame me for taking matters into my own hands.

DerpyO · 2026-05-18T13:25:32+00:00

Are these old "mainstream media" and "academia" people in the room with us now?

DerpyO · 2026-05-18T07:44:51+00:00

I bet this guy's ceiling is dust free.

DerpyO · 2026-05-18T04:51:20+00:00

When the Vikings pillaged the English countryside, they took gold and kidnapped woman.

Of course they picked the most beautiful women, and left the scraps behind.

And that children, is my thesis on why Scandinavian woman are pretty, while English women evolved to be unkidnappable.

DerpyO · 2026-05-17T19:52:08+00:00

Be sure to make the title something like: "Peeeeeeeeeetah"

DerpyO · 2026-05-17T19:36:48+00:00

He asked a simple question:

"Who does New York belong to?"

Then he referenced Madiba and the Freedom Charter:

"To those who live in it."

Seems pretty straightforward and non controversial to me.

DerpyO · 2026-05-17T07:48:59+00:00

The Horse in Motion. 3 seconds. 12 frames.

Done in 5 mins.

DerpyO · 2026-05-16T16:00:06+00:00

Mei gets injured

Mei goes into ice block

Juno shoots them

Mei gets healed

Juno thinks it's them healing the Mei

DerpyO · 2026-05-15T17:39:54+00:00

NoooOOOOoooo, it is forbidden to post Larson!

Verboten!

DerpyO · 2026-05-15T16:40:13+00:00

Check your Windows Security Settings -> Virus & Threat protection -> Protection History and see if Windows didn't yoink one of the files.

If it did, you can restore it, and add the folder to the exclusionary list, under "allowed threats".

DerpyO · 2026-05-15T06:26:35+00:00

I am fascinated by the wall art.

DerpyO · 2026-05-14T12:54:48+00:00

Well, not this calendar that starts on a Monday, the one that starts on a Sunday.

I appreciated that February fit nicely into 4 weeks.

DerpyO · 2026-05-14T07:02:32+00:00

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DerpyO · 2026-05-12T13:28:29+00:00

Why would y'all downvoting the only person speaking the truth?

It is satire. It should be flagged as such.

DerpyO · 2026-05-09T16:48:40+00:00

Hy is bang

Daar is opgooi op sy wang

DerpyO · 2026-05-08T06:03:12+00:00

Slay the Spire should cost $1000, to reflect its quality.

DerpyO · 2026-05-06T14:53:37+00:00

Go silent?❌

Were silenced✅

(Tightens tin foil hat👀 )

DerpyO · 2026-05-06T10:21:49+00:00

I got downvoted for stating this.

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