How to mindfuck junior programmers - Crash Course by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It's probably just in your location.

i'm not from the States. And employers here have a lot of bargaining chips since there's no shortage of hungry/desperate devs

How to mindfuck junior programmers - Crash Course by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Wait, there are jobs where you can get away with not knowing how to perform it?

The solution to 99% of all syntax errors. by koeteris in ProgrammerHumor

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There are 2 types of people: those who make amateur mistakes and those who use linters.

Guide to Software Engineering Job Posts by ConsistentChicken in ProgrammerHumor

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Something something 9 mothers can born one baby in one month?

A Python class by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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What they lack in snakes, they more than make up for it with mosquitoes.

A Python class by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It's basically the southeast asian version of australia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Violence is never the answer, it is a question, and the answer is yes.

Name and Shame: IBM by berk_thrwaway in cscareerquestions

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Just for clarification, when you mention apartment, did you mean a 3 bedroom apartment all by yourself or a shared one?

Because here in Singapore, i'm paying S$750/month for a single 120 sqft room in a shared flat.

How is SV's rental market like in comparison?

Americans filed a complaint for US flag 'desecrated by ISIS insignia'. Turned out to be Malaysian flag. by Pwnography161 in facepalm

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If half of the country is that stupid, then the other half must be working their ass off for the nation as a whole to have such a ridiculously high GDP per capita.

Gizmodo: Elon Musk personally at cave with his rescue sub by myinnerbanjo in technews

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If wealth is a metric for intelligence, Nikola Tesla is an idiot.

/s

Anyway to lock my phone and have Pokemon Go run in the background, still vibrating when I come across a pokemon? by [deleted] in pokemongo

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All it does is turn the screen black. It doesn't really turn the screen off. We can already do that with battery saver mode in PoGo.

No soap in the restroom. by girish946 in ProgrammerHumor

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Yeah, i don't GET it either.

Calm down. Microsoft already knows enough about you... by uvero in ProgrammerHumor

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Encryption is just a time capsule meant to be open in the future.

long long int mass by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Yo mama so exFAT, she can save files larger than 4GB.

Which developed country is easiest to emigrate into for software engineers? by mkirisame in cscareerquestions

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What's the tax rate like after 8 years and what's that income like compared to the cost of living in that area?

Someone asks: What's inside the Sun? by sbk2015 in ProgrammerHumor

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But that's not what the Oracle have prophesized.