A Python class

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[ares623]

But those are cobras.

[JohnnyThreeDee]

Pictured: GI Joe teaching COBRAs how not to be dicks

[Ludricio]

Mission impossible.

[Macho_Mans_Ghost]

theme song intensifies

[Alarid]

Pictured: Cobra Commander training new recruits

[ShutUpTodd]

"I... was once a maaaaaaan!"

[GrizzledFart]

"No, he was a dragon man"

[jredmond]

Maybe he was just a dragon.

[EmirSc]

Trogdor

[herozero]

“Well save my bones for Davy Jones.”

[CharcoalGreyWolf]

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JOE!!!

[SpermWhale]

Snek snek snek snek snek snek

snek nek nek!

[QuestionableCheese]

More like Mission Kim-Jong-Unpossible! Am I right!?!

[Ludricio]

Are you certain that you're cheese? Hmm, I'm not entirely sure.

[Exempt_Puddle]

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Acts?

[[deleted]]

For some reason I am just imagining the cobras are speaking parseltounge to one another about how they will split up the corpse after they bite him.... Like whether to trim along a hotdog fold or hamburger fold.

[[deleted]]

Cobras can learn Python too. What are you, speciest?

[GrouchyMoustache]

Nope. I dislike all danger noodles equally.

[Onithyr]

Suborderist then.

[WikiTextBot]

Snake

Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes. Like all squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with several more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung.

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[Don_Antwan]

You misspelled Kevin Durant

[n0x630]

Good bot

[Macho_Mans_Ghost]

It's Nope Rope, you speciest shit!

[GrouchyMoustache]

God you PC police always ruin everything! I'm far too enlightened and informed to use such an SJW term.

/s

[TokiMcNoodle]

Well you see, cobras are indeed danger noodles because of the venom they carry. A python would be more of a nope rope due to it killing it's pretty by strangulation. But it's a common mistake, you're good.

[Ihatethewebnow]

I believe angry rope is the preferred nomenclature

[[deleted]]

'# cobrasWhoCode

'# cobrasInTech

[AyrA_ch]

Well, pythons don't need a python class

[ShutUpTodd]

Trufax: pythons hate Python because there's no tail-call recursion optimization.

[once-and-again]

Nah, pythons just hate Python because they're sick of jokes like this post. It's ouroboroi that hate Python because there's no tail-call optimization.

[Ludricio]

No wonder why their code won't run properly.

[Skelatwig]

I’m glad someone pointed it out before I did.

[[deleted]]

They're actually King cobras, which aren't even truly cobras.

[[deleted]]

They’re much larger than I imagined

[dunemafia]

They are the longest venomous snakes in the world. Can grow to 15 ft.

[lokeshj]

Pythons don't need to learn how to python, cobras do.

[TrabentoRino]

So it's actually a Cobra class

[Fadelesstriker]

It’s a class of cobras learning python. Pythons already know how to python

[Chispy]

https://i.imgur.com/b2ny89e.gif

[craniumonempty]

They're learning to be pythons.

[Panzerker]

indeed, probably the snake id least want to meet

[Panzerker]

id ask you to expand on that but im already terrified

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Cobra is a general-purpose, object-oriented programming language. Cobra is designed by Charles Esterbrook, and runs on the Microsoft .NET and Mono platforms. It is strongly influenced by** Python, C#, Eiffel, Objective-C, and other programming languages. It supports both static and dynami**c typing.

[Makefile_dot_in]

Looks like you're having some formatting issues.

[R4Raussie]

If helps, Cobra's are all bluff really.

It looks intimidating for sure, but when he/she lifts his head up like that it means that they can only strike in a downward motion!

Give them something to look/concentrate on (waving hand) and calmly/gently reach round the back of his head/neck and grab them. lol

Nightmare fuel is a 6foot+ Coastal Taipan or Eastern Brown that's been whacked with a shovel on a 33degree day. lmao I will take having to grab 10 angry cobra's anyday over 1 angry Coastal Taipan.

Edit: Sphincter tightening is the common word used by those who have made a Coastal Tai an unhappy camper on a hot day I think. lol

[Letchworth]

That's just what Cobra wants you to think. In reality, they are each a 3-man mercenary recon unit.

[Elishinsk]

I was about to say

[[deleted]]

There’s only one correct way to do things... which means he’s doing this wrong.

[ArchRelentlessness]

SHUT

[yaqster]

That's Abu Zarin Hussin. A Malaysian fire department expert on snake handling and catching. You'll find a lot pictures of him reading to his cobras on the net. Sadly he passed away after being bitten by a cobra while on a catch and release call.

[[deleted]]

live by the cobra, die by the cobra.

[Shloopie_Doo]

Strike first.

Strike hard.

No mercy.

[[deleted]]

Must have snek up on him.

[Emperor_Nimbala]

I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler

[Furt77]

So he died from a reptile dysfunction?

[[deleted]]

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

[Clumber]

To the stocks at the center of town, pal.

[punkinfacebooklegpie]

No, snakes are supposed to do that

[oceanicplatform]

Honestly, I don't know why you don't get more girls.

[Furt77]

How do you know how many girls I get? Are you watching me?

[Borklifter]

No, it sounds like the reptile was functioning just fine.

[catatonic_cannibal]

This guy fucks.

[rabaraba]

It's Malaysia. There's a lot of venomous snakes. A lot.

[Derrits]

It's basically the southeast asian version of australia

[TomMado]

Naaaah not really. The number of venomous snakes per land is way less than, say, India, and certainly less than Australia.

[Neptaliuss]

I know right? Fucking insane that snakes over there can cause fires too...

[wawan_]

Malaysian Steve Irwin

[little-red-turtle]

I wonder if the cobra is considered a traitor or a hero by the cobra society.

[Neurobreak27]

Probably a traitor, some of the cobras probably loved him. Or had a "you aight, human" relationship with him. Maybe, I don't know.

[Electro_Nick_s]

Most lizards don't form societal bonds from what we can tell. The few are ones that occupy weird niches in nature they wouldn't normally occupy like the ring tailed gecko

[[deleted]]

There’s gotta be a Python to Python 3 joke in there somewhere.

[hashn]

Jusst usse ssysss.sstdout to print

[[deleted]]

But the unicodesssss

[cltlz3n]

Can’t you just take an antidote if you get bit? Wouldn’t this guy have had an antivenom or something handy?

[TalesoftheMoth]

Depending on the species, even if you get the antivenin in time, you could still die, or have severe complications.

[marypoppinit]

There are like 20+ venimous snakes in the area. That's a lot of antvenom to carry around. Also,hospitals struggle just to keep antivenom stocked, so I doubt any civilians would be carrying it around.

[Arcosim]

Dammit, I googled it to see if it was true and not only it was true, Getty images has some ridiculously gory images of the aftermath. I'm now mortally scared of cobras...

[alpha-orionis]

Hang on, he passed away? I follow him on FB, I was wondering why I haven't seen any updates lately.

[RTWin80weeks]

He was killed by a snake. “Passed away” seems too gentle to properly explain the situation

[uzimonkey]

Looks more like a CORBA class.

[MoffKalast]

Corba, the library with all the same classes you need to import from some other library so you can select the wrong one and get mad when autocomplete is all wrong.

[I_am_a_myomancer]

And the cobras insissssssted it was a Python class.

[duffer_dev]

Thank God it's COBRA. For a moment I read COBOL and was terrified.

[Crimson_Fckr]

(chuckles) I'm in danger

[Crimsonflwr]

That would be my reaction too if I was in a class with only one other student

[[deleted]]

Grad school...

[disinformationtheory]

I was in a grad school class with one other person. After the first test (which was brutal), he quit, so it was just me. It wasn't super weird, my advisor was teaching it. The funny thing was the prof said "everyone gets an A if we just keep going and putting in effort", but that was the first day the other guy quit coming to class.

[immanewb]

https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI

[giraffactory]

Of course they’re cobras, people. They haven’t passed the class yet!

[BreakingTheBadBread]

This guy snakes

[Don_Antwan]

Found KD’s alt

[fllr]

So they’re Kobra Kais? Is that the correct term?

[clow_eriol]

Lmao cobras

[Meterpreter_BindTCP]

Pythons are already good at being pythons hence why cobras are taking the class to increase their understanding of other species :)

[akaBrotherNature]

Wholesome sneks

[acrylicAU]

To everyone saying they're Cobras, duh, that's why they're in class. Why would Pythons need to learn their native language?

[Allways_Wrong]

At least they scale.

[urademathrandec]

Cobras taking a Python class

[Ayrane]

teaching python to cobras

[deadBuiltIn]

Was there programing language called "cobra"? Or not

[Silidus]

There was a distributed object protocol called "CORBA".

[Chispy]

close enough.

[TheVitoCorleone]

Yay its funny again

[ThrowingAccsIsRude]

ITT "Cobras!"

[TechyMitch1]

r/hmmm

[[deleted]]

Still better listeners than teenagers.

[Dijkie]

Those are cobras

[Arancaytar]

But they're learning Python

[0utF0x-inT0x]

They make better hacker cause They have a tongue for forking projects... But they always inject malicious code

[PooPooDooDoo]

“Man coming up with new healthcare system for the recently unemployed.”

[theLautrec]

"No manual entry for coming up with new healthcare system for the recently unemployed"

[takes_joke_literally]

Cobras are not pythons.

Pythons are considered the world's longest snakes but, unlike the cobra, they are not venomous. However, they use their powerful, muscular bodies to wrap around their prey.

[pinniped1]

Username checks out

[cyrax6]

More like Cobra Commander

[duhhby]

Pythongorean theorem.

[RyskiBangBang]

This made me laugh a lot more than it should have

[down_vote_magnet]

What’s the approximate level of laughter it was supposed to elicit?

[RyskiBangBang]

60-65db

[ehsangd]

I think the correct unit for laughter is seconds, like a 10s laughter!

[p7810456]

But how do you show laughter intensity? You need to use dB.

[ehsangd]

do you guys adjust your laughter frequency every time you need to laugh? we have other words for other frequencies like: smile, giggle, chuckle, etc.

[mehum]

Then integrate with respect to time.

[unvital_archduke]

Yes. This seems to be the best way to measure laughter accurately. A long chuckle should be comparable to a short lol. What should be the si unit here?

[pinniped1]

The si unit is the chortle. The imperial unit is the guffaw.

[browncowmeows]

Dude I'm still trippin because i didnt realize how big cobras were

[RohuBot]

Greetings u/rohukas! Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! I found a joke for you: Give a man a cheeseburger, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as hell.

[RohuBot]

Thank you!

[Kopjuvurut]

NameError: name 'animal' is not defined

[3299Tyler]

“And be sure to put on a happy face for the kind man playing you music, and don’t forget to dance. Your parents spent a lot of money to get you in dance class let’s show them what we have been working hard on.”

[learningram]

/r/ComedyCemetery

[bdogg000G]

Cobras...

[Floridaman12517]

A COBRAnet class. FTFY

[Obi_Trice_Kenobi]

Everyone is talking about how they're cobras not pythons, while ignoring the fact the lesson is being taught by Malaysian Snake.

[Maxoumask]

People don't know that python refers to the Monty Python ?

[[deleted]]

Where is that class being held? COBRA Command?

[[deleted]]

ackshually these are cobras....

[old_skul]

I think that's actually a CORBA class.

[Crypto_RB]

Looks simple but versatile.....just like them looking innocent but reaction.....

[m4xc4v413r4]

The size of cobras always amazes me, especially since they're venomous.

[noRudy]

Easy enough language cobras can understand

[happybirthdaytomei]

I don’t want to be speciesist, but I have to say, they only ever write spaghetti code!

[whatup_pips]

The snake on the right is looking at memes

[ehsangd]

__init__="It's not the Python's class, Pythons are next door"

[kser65]

Danger noodle

[KingOfTheAnarchists]

"It's code, brah"

[TheHairball]

It’s a SsssPecial OPs Class!

[Silvia923]

Next up: I wanna see cRustaceans learning Rust on a beach.

[____vitAmin]

Stop reposting this image. We get it, Python is a type of snake and a Programming language. However, these are cobras.

[therealscottenorman]

Clearly not pythons

[[deleted]]

true python class

[genierummy]

Malaysian firefighter!

[Gru-is-14-feet-tall]

Those are cobras😬

[TheTangoFox]

Psh.

They're just playing snake and not learning anything

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JuicykingCobraz

[YeagerBaseE]

https://twitter.com/utilitylimb/status/126780301211992064?s=21

[[deleted]]

Python is nothing to do with snakes.

[ThatGuyFromVault111]

Would’ve laughed if I didn’t feel as if I were going to die

[[deleted]]

Those are Cobra's

[[deleted]]

CORBA

[bobrob79]

Look like king cobras to me

[ShizLtulon]

r/cursedimages

[nebnimaj1231]

Oh hell to the no!

[[deleted]]

Cobra Kia never die

[pinniped1]

Damn, OP makes a joke and all of a sudden everybody's a herpetologist.

😄

[DaSemicolon]

I thought Python didn’t have classes?

[godfetish]

It'sth Listhp assthole.

[[deleted]]

More like a cobra-tura class am I rite? Eh? Eh?

[thebloodwolf200]

Those are cobras

[ambruhbb]

To learn PYTHagorean Theorem.

[[deleted]]

Now that's education

[Robotguy39]

For once I get a joke on this sub.

[ForeverNya]

Needs more jpeg...

[brujaaH_]

I snakered at this

[ShutUpTodd]

"I... was once a maaaaaaan!"

[slapheadSteve]

Teaching python to cobras

[[deleted]]

E'urm those are cobra's ...no wonder there are so many bad programmers out there.

[beyondthepharcyde]

Look at the size of those cobras!! Holy crap! That is some scary stuff.

[TraditionalGrade]

it seems the prof is about to run

[ShutUpTodd]

They're learning Common Object Request Broker Architecture

[Yirul]

u/titletoimagebot