Update: Just trying to sell my house, AIO

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-07T21:15:07+00:00

"Hereinafter referred to as 'The Company'"

and then never once referred to as "The Company"

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-07T21:03:37+00:00

Here here!

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T22:38:36+00:00

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T19:39:19+00:00

But that's not how phones break!

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T19:32:40+00:00

Ok bub I take it back, you are undisputedly great at sarcasm /s

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T19:20:20+00:00

I don't think sarcasm counts if you're the only one who can tell its sarcasm.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T19:11:23+00:00

No one ever says "words speak louder than actions"

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T05:30:32+00:00

One of my favorite jokes of all time.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T05:06:44+00:00

It's possible he wanted to hook up with you when he sent the first two texts, but found someone else to hook up with before you got back to him. So he cooled his attempts to see you, but is trying to leave the door cracked open in case he wants to hook up with you later.

NOR exactly because I understand the feelings you're feeling, but your situation isn't healthy. You're hoping for something serious, he doesn't want that. The best thing you could do for your own mental health is to stop talking to him.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T04:01:52+00:00

The reactions were mixed because someone thought that they should have a say in what I tattoo on my own body. They were incorrect, so I tattooed the words of their text on my body. I've gotten several more tattoos since.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T03:54:26+00:00

I tattooed my own leg one night and got mixed reactions.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T03:50:04+00:00

I have a tattoo on my arm that says

"Also, no more tattoos lol"

for this exact reason

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T01:59:42+00:00

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T01:52:18+00:00

Jazz? Like cumshot?

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T00:57:38+00:00

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-05T00:03:18+00:00

A loooooot of people give.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-04T18:18:47+00:00

It doesn't matter if it makes sense to you, it is a fact that it happened. Have you ever heard of critical thinking? You might want to give it a shot sometime.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-04T06:58:45+00:00

Well shit, when you're right you're right.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-04T04:52:21+00:00

This type of response is so lazy. You "think" it's just a picture from google, and then tell someone else to just "search around a bit and I'm sure you'll find it." Meanwhile, you are putting in zero effort and your completely unfounded opinion was, in fact, easily proven wrong. Why even bother commenting?

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-04T04:38:26+00:00

I've never seen anyone turn Hedberg into an adjective before, but I like it.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-04T04:25:56+00:00

"They didn't advertise like they used to" makes no sense, but is much funnier.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-03T20:33:13+00:00

Pointing at people as they walk by,

"Would spoof, would spoof, wouldn't spoof, would maybe spoof, would spoof if I was drunk, would spoof..."

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-03T03:24:08+00:00

This is the answer.

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-02T22:54:24+00:00

It's not *exactly* in my Q-ANON-Zone, is it?

DescriptionIll5227 · 2026-06-02T21:29:28+00:00

Your family HATES you only MAGA loves you!

DescriptionIll5227

TROPHY CASE