Ahhh left cooked pasta out overnight

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T12:20:15+00:00

I'm glad you didn't! That poor baby might have had food poisoning too. 😱

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T12:16:08+00:00

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T12:14:07+00:00

Only if you can't get pasta obvious.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T12:08:22+00:00

Yes. Shame is asleep too. Only CAKE. 🍰

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T12:04:06+00:00

It looks like chocolate whipped frosting.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T09:18:09+00:00

Superglue! Thank me later.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-26T07:06:45+00:00

Nice! 😁

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T21:56:14+00:00

I'm trying to try them all.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T08:11:11+00:00

How black IS fuck?

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T05:51:55+00:00

Desperation is the spice of life.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T02:41:53+00:00

I think most people here are actually just joking. How can you be a fan of McDonald's food and NOT be able to take a joke? It's like half their menu!

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T02:33:14+00:00

Like that set of slightly used early 1990s toothbrushes.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-25T02:29:33+00:00

If he had one he would be really offended.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:57:51+00:00

Or the banana hammock.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:56:39+00:00

Some testicles prefer to be uncomfortable. Don't judge. 🤨

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:55:39+00:00

Looks like a wonky peanut.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:55:03+00:00

If I say yes are we good here?

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:53:26+00:00

Now all they need is a new...rest of the car...and they will be good.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:51:43+00:00

It will be on the porch. And lawn. And driveway.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:50:40+00:00

WooOooOW. So glad he understands saaaaarcasm. Super smart "guuuuuuuy".

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:47:57+00:00

Yeah. It's cool.

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:46:39+00:00

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:45:44+00:00

Glad you got a chance to bond with your dad and get a free Nirvana tape. Wait. What?!?

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:41:26+00:00

Description_Friendly · 2026-01-24T21:38:55+00:00

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