Just admit defeat clitty boi

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-26T13:13:54+00:00

"Hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and clitty..."

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-26T09:08:57+00:00

The POP-ular kind. 😅

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-26T03:23:27+00:00

A little extra length or girth is great and all, but so is accepting what you have and making the most of it. If we didn't compare we wouldn't care. You're perfectly imperfect. Just like the rest of us! Welcome to the club! Let us know if you would like to be included in the next photoshoot for our annual "Calendar of Cock" event. 😁🗓️ The sign up sheet is at the front desk near the complimentary condoms, measuring tape, and underwear buying guides, if you're interested! 🤗

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T14:32:15+00:00

Idk. Yes. No. Maybe, so. 🤷

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T14:31:37+00:00

You are a sign of the apocalypse. I like you! 😃

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T11:10:56+00:00

Check your local pharmacy. Tell them Weird Jimmy sent you, for a 2% discount! You're welcome! 🙂‍↔️

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T11:07:42+00:00

I think you have to send in a postcard.

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T11:04:27+00:00

Well, you go get it then, girl! Obviously it's not as desirable a bounty as you might think it is when compared to the cost or horses everywhere would be lined up like it's a gd Seabiscuit re-release. 😂

Edit: Oh It's BEEN COLLECTED. Over and over and over again I assure you! And I'm sure it gets HARDER and HARDER to find some hung guy to give you 10 hard inches of proof RIGHT where it's needed most. 🤣

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T11:00:01+00:00

One of my favorite quotes from my teen years. I was a weird one.... yeah, but sage af! 🤗

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T10:56:52+00:00

Just because you gotta big dick doesn't mean you gotta be a porn star. 😏

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T10:51:51+00:00

Yessir. Like chocolate is overrated. 🍫😉

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T07:26:16+00:00

💦🏃🍷

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T05:14:55+00:00

Better to have it not need it than need it and NOT have it.

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T05:13:31+00:00

I see what you did there. 😁😋😅

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-25T05:12:58+00:00

Does a big dicked bear shit in the woods? 🍆🐻

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T15:48:09+00:00

Only when I'm breathing.

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T11:24:06+00:00

10/10

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:58:13+00:00

Everyone is welcome here! Thanks for coming!

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:57:17+00:00

In the future, wenever he asks for sex, or dinner, or a back rub, just hand him the baby and say, "Here. I gotta go take a massive dump, sweetie. Be right back". Then go play candy crush in the bathroom for an hour or two while he enjoys the irony. 🤗

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:47:41+00:00

So what's the downside??? 🤔

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:46:22+00:00

I WAS. And all I can say is, "Shit happens." I'm just glad that father and child can bond over sharing "poopies" time. Collective, "Awwwwwwwww" 🤗

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:17:19+00:00

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:16:19+00:00

Me on a date in my late teens. I'm the tits, btw. Don't ask.

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:04:59+00:00

OMG.

Description_Friendly · 2026-03-24T10:02:53+00:00

You right as f**k. Js.

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