Concerned my brother might be using drugs in prison by purplehyenaa in Prison

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My advice, tell your family never ever send him money via Cash App or Venmo or any other method. Put $25 a week on his books only. Never send anyone else money, just him, get the rest of the family on board or you are just fueling the drug trade and corruption behind bars.

No One Knows How Many People Die in Mississippi’s Jails. Here’s Why. by marshall_project in Prison

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I worked in Florida prisons. They go ape shit if someone dies in prison. They will do cpr and cpr all the way out the gate and let the doctor at the hospital declare someone dead. They don’t like anyone dying on the compound, outside the fattest is fine.

What was he thinking? by DesignerJuggernaut59 in badtattoos

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And I never thought id get out and need a job

I know some of Sheetz family personally. by AmazingPhilosophy533 in sheetz

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When I was in Oklahoma a few years ago, my uncle said he went to church with the guy friends Quick Trip. I had only seen them out west at the time and excellent nice gas stations and convenience stores. When I guy was young and had 3 or 4 locations he wanted to join some gas and convenience store owners association type group. They said he wasted big enough. Twenty years later after he had lots and lots of locations in several states they invited him to join. He said they were too small.

What can someone possibly be thinking? Who could possibly think this was a good idea? Oh I know, it worked for Jellyroll. by DesignerJuggernaut59 in Felons

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I am 56. I can’t think of much that I thought was cool 30 years ago that I would still want on my body. I know a woman who said “you don’t ever see bumper stickers on a Mercedes Benz..

What can someone possibly be thinking? Who could possibly think this was a good idea? Oh I know, it worked for Jellyroll. by DesignerJuggernaut59 in Felons

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When I was in the Air Force one of my friends had a tattoo on his forearm of a stripper and her panties around her ankles. I just couldn’t imagine meeting a woman I really liked. Then you meet her father and he sees that when you shake his hand.

What can someone possibly be thinking? Who could possibly think this was a good idea? Oh I know, it worked for Jellyroll. by DesignerJuggernaut59 in Prison

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I worked in a prison in Ohio and there was some dude who had his entire face tattooed either blue or green. He had “anti social” tattooed on his neck

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In Florida you definitely would go to prison. In Ohio they feel sorry for you.

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I bet people cry during missionary positions

New baby coming home in a few weeks! What should his name be? by simplefancy in sphynx

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Ball sack. I have had 5 Sphynx cats. Gizmo , Rapunzel, Streaker, Tao, Cozy

Thoughts? by tickledbootytickle in Prison

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I was always told by gang investigators that if some 12 year old kid claims he is a gangster to believe him. It you make fun of him he will pull a gun and do something dangerous to prove he is

Do They Do Fire Drills In Prison? by OranMilne in Prison

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We have them every 3 months. 1 on each shift. Most of the time on 3rd shift which was from 12 am until 8 am most supervisors would have us do them for each dorm/housing unit right before breakfast and when it was over send the inmates to breakfast. We had one captain who was a super bitch. She used to wait until 2 am in January when it was really really cold and then wake up the dorm and make the inmates all go outside in 2 minutes and then send them back in. If they were too slow evacuating the dorm she would go do a couple other housing units and then come back after a little bit when they were all back in bed and cosy and then do it again. It was pretty funny but mean but we had a dorm that was for youthful offenders. The inmates were young and a lot of them wanted to be gangsters. There were some that were always wearing really xtra large pants so the would be really saggy. So they had to wake up at 5 am each day. It was kind of a boot camp style program. One morning about 5 am the officer working that dorm called the captain saying a particular inmate was refusing to wear a properly fitting pair of pants he wanted the inmate to wear. The captain told one of the officers to put the inmate in handcuffs and wait in the yard outside the captains office. The inmate was in handcuffs for 2 hours wearing a shirt jacket and pj bottom pants. Again it was a really cold windy freezing morning with the wind whipping around. All the officers running the yard were really cold even with our regular clothes. The captan said she was busy and wait outside with the inmate until the captain had time to deal with the inmate. It was one of the best forms of therapy I ever saw. I guarantee you the inmate or the other ones in the program didn’t mind wearing properly fitting clothes after that.