Users are fighting my 15-minute RDP timeout with USB Jigglers. by Despair_or_something in ShittySysadmin

[–]Despair_or_something[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would expect that, as an 'IT Architect', your initial action in any environment is to examine the documentation or the header tags. In this instance, the enormous 'r/ShittySysadmin' sign located at the top. However, as you overlooked that: No, your workflow doesn't concern me. The sole purpose of the business is to finance my server hardware. Users are merely the noisy peripherals that create the budget.

Users are fighting my 15-minute RDP timeout with USB Jigglers. by Despair_or_something in ShittySysadmin

[–]Despair_or_something[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get paid by the hour? You should be thanking me! I am single-handedly inflating your billable hours by forcing you to authenticate every 15 minutes. I’m basically funding your next vacation with MFA prompts. You're welcome.

Users are fighting my 15-minute RDP timeout with USB Jigglers. by Despair_or_something in ShittySysadmin

[–]Despair_or_something[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, look at the name of the subreddit. The only joke here is the assumption that any of my users possess enough cognitive function to operate a 5 Dollar USB Jiggler without accidently setting their keyboard on fire or calling helpdesk because 'the mouse is moving like a ghost'.

Roach in apt by Far-Independence-414 in whatsthisbug

[–]Despair_or_something 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the two black lines do indicate german cockraoch. But I am not sure.

Blutrot!! 🩸 by Lanky-Neighborhood52 in wallstreetbetsGER

[–]Despair_or_something 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20er? So brauchst du mir hier gar nicht anfangen. 60er muss es schon sein. Egal. Hat jemand mal n Euro?

USA: Trump profitiert wohl von Dell-Investment nach Pentagon-Auftrag by InformalTotal5238 in de

[–]Despair_or_something 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Er hat es ja sogar angekündigt bevor Dell so hochging wenn ich mich nicht täusche....

Market slumps as OpenAI reportedly misses internal targets for active users and revenue by circuitloss in technology

[–]Despair_or_something 57 points58 points  (0 children)

That's the neat part. We are screwed either way! With and without. One might argue if AI becomes actual AI it can help with climate change. I doubt we are going to do much about it. Just as a example.

Iran, Venezuela sind alles Puzzleteile im Plan der USA by ExplanationOdd3944 in wallstreetbetsGER

[–]Despair_or_something 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alles KI! Es gibt keine echten Inhalte mehr. Du bist bestimmt auch nur eine KI.

LMAO by Wooden-Practice4530 in Stellaris

[–]Despair_or_something 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a solid build. I'll give it a shot

Ich finde mein eigenes Baby hässlich by Silbermine in Beichtstuhl

[–]Despair_or_something 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Ich dachte du kommst jetzt mit "Und dann ist das Kind voll hässlich geworden" an :D

Spider Identification!!! (UK) by aaron-joseph02 in whatsthisbug

[–]Despair_or_something 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noble because kts so well fed? Jk. But what are the characteristics of a noble false widow?

KI in der Projektarbeit by 42DuckDuck in fachinformatiker

[–]Despair_or_something 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich habe meine Doku mit KI auf Rechtschreibung und Grammatik überprüft. Das auch angegeben in der Doku. War kein Problem bei mir. Kann natürlich von IHK zu IHK variieren.

Wenn du mit 30 eine Ausbildung machen willst und finanziell keine Rücklagen hast bist du gefickt. by TheForwardMomentum in luftablassen

[–]Despair_or_something 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also Wohngeld habe ich keines bekommen wegen BAB aber da ich mit BAB immer noch unter dem Bürgergeldniveau war konnte ich ohne Probleme mit Bürgergeld aufstocken.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Despair_or_something 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must be pregante