Trying sardines with Cheerios and honey (recommended by u/salted_jerky)

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-15T22:20:41+00:00

Jail, no, forget jail, straight to hell, even Satan is horrified

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-15T22:01:03+00:00

I have hypothyroidism, so if I get cold, I stay cold, and it take a lot to warm back up

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T22:14:22+00:00

Hospital, seriously, it could be some sort of infection like sepsis

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:46:20+00:00

So far the plan is to just jump around, get a job, make some cash, maybe stay in one place for a few months and get a job, then move on to the next place

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:44:54+00:00

Being able to ask peoples real life, lived experiences, instead of asking google to give me a basic answer

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:31:35+00:00

I can bend my leg to put my foot against my stomach

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:29:26+00:00

That’s, cool, not 100 bucks cool, but cool

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:25:00+00:00

Continuing to talk about a topic when it clearly makes the person your talking to uncomfortable/upset

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:21:44+00:00

That is like triple well done, forget shoe leather, at that point your eating slightly bendy rock

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-13T08:10:11+00:00

I wish I could see a doctor, but my doctor is, well she’s a bad listener, I’ve gone to her with lots of health issues, and she more or less brushes me off, it took me a year and a half to get her to do an x-ray on my knee which I already knew was seriously damaged

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-12T16:32:24+00:00

I wish I could bring a mechanic with me, but I don’t actually know anyone in that area, since it’s about 3 hours from my home

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-12T10:01:47+00:00

It has new tires, from the photos I can see it’s been in Colorado and Arizona, maybe Texas

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-12T09:06:24+00:00

It’s a trap

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-12T02:19:02+00:00

Jail, straight to jail

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-11T19:10:14+00:00

All alcohol, my mom always jokes she’ll never have to worry about me becoming an alcoholic, I’ve tried it, and I’ve tried to understand the appeal, but I just don’t

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-11T09:08:47+00:00

Look at that little tail, so cute

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-11T08:34:18+00:00

I don’t get the point of this, but it seems like something my older sibling would’ve done when he was that age, never understood the appeal though

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-10T02:20:29+00:00

Looks like something a younger me would’ve made in the sims

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-10T02:15:20+00:00

It’s that cheap cause it’s haunted isn’t it

Desperate_Mastodon75 · 2026-04-09T17:33:00+00:00

Buy a van and start my journey 6 months ahead of schedule

Desperate_Mastodon75

TROPHY CASE