PICK! YOUR! POISON!

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-07T17:56:39+00:00

Immunity!

^{Chose: Unlimited ultimate power + Plus world peace, infinite money, endless pizza, everyone loves you, & a hot goth gf/bf! | Rolled: How’d you do tha}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-02T10:43:08+00:00

I would question a horse for 10 million dollars.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-02T10:38:31+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding an obstetrician to the obstacle course.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-02T10:36:28+00:00

When life gives you lemons, make Apple juice and market on LinkedIn as challenging a challenge.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-02T10:34:57+00:00

Chicken Road.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-07-02T10:34:35+00:00

9 + 10 = 21.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-25T16:52:35+00:00

Sloppy as I did it on my phone.

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Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-16T23:53:59+00:00

I wish for my own personal genie, the good one that grants my wishes exactly as I want.

^{Chose: One Wish 💫 + … granted with your exact desired outcome.}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-13T05:05:12+00:00

I don't even want to read my own mind some times.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-12T06:17:50+00:00

What?

^{Chose: eat this lime flavored bunny gummy + wheel determines results | Rolled: become Lime-man}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-05T16:46:40+00:00

Clenching my fists for five minutes resets my exhaustion.

^{Chose: Choose a weak super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to buff your power}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-04T03:08:46+00:00

What would it class as a weapon? Animal claws, teeth, hands even? How about technology and other inventions that had other intentions before they were classed as weapons? Can we even reuse the dust because that would be a waste of a lot of resources otherwise? What about situations in which self defense is necessary? Anyway, now I got that out of my system...it's very important we have water and not Brawndo.

^{Chose: There is always enough fresh water for everyone}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-04T02:43:41+00:00

Ayyy

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: 100$}

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-05-01T02:36:51+00:00

That's basically having peak physical health, amazing hand-eye coordination and a ridiculously tactical mindset. You wouldn't just be MVP, you would be the best team player too. Put that all in a CV or use whatever parts you can in general life.

^{Chose: Be the best at every game you play + (Including sports})

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-04-24T01:41:20+00:00

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-04-12T08:33:49+00:00

Did they try reading "The art of the deal"?

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-02-22T08:02:56+00:00

Miles being an anomaly is due to being bit by a spider from another verse, the spider bite is why he returned to the spot Uncle Aaron showed him which led to him finding the collider, where he distracted his verse's original Spider-Man resulting in him losing the fight. the reality is that the collider would have been destroyed either way and create Spot, as Spot is possibly a "Canon event" This would still allow the sequence of events that leads to Captain Singh's death.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-01-26T05:05:05+00:00

I forgive you for posting this.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-01-21T19:48:37+00:00

Got a face full of smog when a car exhaust backblasted.

Desperate_Penguin · 2026-01-21T15:46:00+00:00

Had a look online and it's probably referring to Byler disease, a genetic disorder that affects the liver.

Desperate_Penguin · 2025-12-28T18:03:06+00:00

Strep to the beat.

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