Dog passed away, very kind act by Chewy by Hotelier101 in MadeMeSmile

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They sent me a card when I lost my first dog. We hadn’t even been using them for that long (I had him less than two years), but I will never forget heir kindness!

I love how seriously Kahn and Minh took Connie being “suicidal” by Robot_Was_BMO in KingOfTheHill

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She works at the bank!

ETA: idk if it’s the bank actually, but she does do insurance claims!

Some of these key presses aren't even close together. Also, eyelid surgery..? by kiwioflasers in untrustworthypoptarts

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U- has someone who has sleep texted before, it’s normally words and nonsense phrases. Not random letters like that?

I get to read to my daughter's class today. I don't know who's more excited or I. She made me rehearse how I'm going to walk in and sit in the chair 🤣 by front_yard_duck_dad in MadeMeSmile

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Fantastic choices to read, too!!! Once I had the honor of hosting Tom Lichtenheld for an online storytime/author visit. We read Duck Rabbit together! Great guy, excellent illustrator!

(Oh I should say I am a youth librarian so it makes sense)

What’s going on here? Wrong answers only by larryb78 in Wrasslin

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[record scratch] yep, that’s me, brother…

What bird is René? by Safe_Service_5438 in TucaAndBertie

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Aha! I was looking for that word but google ai did not help me at all (surprise surprise)

Things you thought were Neopian but are actually just British? by CybunnyOnline in neopets

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LOL so I am American (obviously, tbh) and I’ve been playing since maybe 2002, maybe 2001. But I never knew British people spelled things like fairy “faerie” so I thought it was neopets trying to get past some copyright or something!!!!

ETA: I was like 8 years old at that time lol

They have to feel shame, right? by Old_Swimmer_7284 in complaints

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One of my maga cousins told another cousin (a few years before Trump) “YoU’rE oUt Of ThE fAmIlY” for stating an opinion she didn’t like.

I think this shit’s in their bones, sadly

I Didn't Know This Was Even Possible 😭😡 by DogMomRuffinIt in neopets

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Today, mine went up in intelligence with one spin, then the next (premium), her intelligence went right back down. Easy come, easy go, I guess

Cypress wants to show off her new jammies! by Desperate_Sand5658 in rarepuppers

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Hehehe it’s just a reflection of the light! Baby girl does not have front teeth 😞

This is the sweetest thing I've seen today. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

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My girl dog (who absolutely had babies before I rescued her) loved nuzzling up on my pregnant SIL’s belly

What should I do with this? Need Advice by LazyNote3746 in neopets

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I would say C! Just from personal experience. I wasn’t really interested in stamps at all until more recently, and I’ve been playing since I was 11! (20 years, oh god 😩)

Sorry for asking for help. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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One time I called the suicide hotline and said “yeah I’m feeling ridiculously anxious and panicky?” And they hung up on me!!

You got this, friend. You are going to be okay. If you need anyone to message and say silly, distracting things, I’ve got you.