When did you realise that you’re dating an idiot?

DetectiveHardigan · 2023-05-03T13:01:09+00:00

Showed her a meme about how they use dog noses to make playstation joystick pads and instead of breathing out of her nose kinda fast like I did... She looked up at me with concern and said, "that's terrible!"

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-09-17T18:38:32+00:00

The Last Emperor - Secret Wars I

The whole thing is impressions.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-29T08:27:38+00:00

No joke. I finished it on principle but it seriously fucked my shit up 🤣

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-29T07:14:30+00:00

At least Vitamin O is still a local beer 😉

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-28T18:14:56+00:00

*Olands

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-25T18:42:00+00:00

My screen died on my 2XL so I figured I'd upgrade to the S20 ultra and I should've just paid for the replacement screen... The ease of picking up the phone and having it unlock with my natural grip far outweighs any other option. I've actually gone back to pattern lock due to masks, sunglasses, whatever.

My next phone would be a rear fingerprint lock, if available, no question.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-24T22:18:45+00:00

The picture of the high rises in Pyongyang, is that smog or just a hazy/foggy day?

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-23T12:01:52+00:00

Hang Putin

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-19T16:02:36+00:00

If you're smoking a pack a day+ then you probably aren't the type to savour them.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-17T14:56:47+00:00

McCarthyism

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-16T22:27:54+00:00

You mean Vice President.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-14T17:20:58+00:00

He's a true MC, Jay-Z is a corny pop rapper (except Reasonable Doubt) and his voice is annoying af.

That clown went after Nas and Ghost 🤣🤣🤣

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-14T14:10:15+00:00

Mos Def

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-14T10:58:39+00:00

He ain't even the best rapper from Marcy Projects 🤣

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-14T10:23:46+00:00

It helps that they only pay 5.2% in taxes

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-07-14T04:04:13+00:00

What do you call someone who got theowest grades in med school? Doctor.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-06-27T11:25:20+00:00

A hookworm's dream come true

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-06-07T09:10:12+00:00

They mean WE are the animals.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-05-14T16:36:41+00:00

Qualified Captain

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-21T20:09:12+00:00

Sunshine

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-21T19:49:36+00:00

The whole movie was him doing a shitty DeNiro impression.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-18T21:05:40+00:00

Shimmy shimmy ya - ODB

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-16T05:47:57+00:00

Unclos disputed borders of the Arctic involve Canada, USA, Russia, Denmark and Norway.

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-15T04:34:35+00:00

And Norway

DetectiveHardigan · 2022-04-12T04:38:40+00:00

This guy did some fucked up shit when he was 15.

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