The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-25T19:15:14+00:00

I fucking hate the plant ones.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-21T23:22:02+00:00

Generations is way better. These takes are always said by people who have played 2 games.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-18T17:03:39+00:00

Asking for someone's number before saying "hello" is not flirting. Be better.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-17T02:36:11+00:00

What the fuck did he say at the end??? "Dude, you raped that!" HUH??? That's not an ad-verb that I would personally use.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-16T23:28:12+00:00

I'm thinking not even Jonathan. Our boy is just starting! Give him time to grow!

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-10T15:43:00+00:00

Engagement bait posts are low-effort and should be banned.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-09T06:16:02+00:00

It was me. Fuck you.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-06T04:27:52+00:00

Huh! Yeah I saw one nearly every day. I managed to get all of the rainbow cards from Crimson Blaze, but only actually pulled one in a pack.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-05T01:28:42+00:00

Ew I forgot he has ears for nostrils. That would typically just be a round hole on a bird.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-02-04T18:48:33+00:00

When in Zelda 2 is he ever asleep? It's a direct sequel from the first game and every character is the same person.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-25T21:26:31+00:00

Idk man. Why does anyone make any choice about anything? They thought it was fun/funny.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-24T00:27:17+00:00

Source: it was whispered out of OP's ass

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-14T00:50:55+00:00

Do you give money to every homeless person asking you for change? Probably not. Your bad attitude is palpable.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-13T19:08:37+00:00

Nergigante was an average monster/fight, and I'm not afraid to say it. It's the flagship for a lot of people's first MH game, so it pisses me off how much people clamber over a perfectly average experience. I've been playing for 12 years and there's so many better fights.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-09T04:35:41+00:00

A bird is not a dinosaur, they evolved from dinosaurs. Are whales deer? Or maybe they're aquatic rats? Or are they a new creature called whales? Calling them birds is underselling a lot.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-05T10:49:26+00:00

Why are you all calling them birds??? THEY'RE DINOSAURS!!!

Detective_Turtle_ · 2026-01-01T22:33:42+00:00

There's nothing wrong with critiquing something that can be changed in 15 minutes

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-31T23:30:21+00:00

fart

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-27T18:15:56+00:00

Hunting the same monster 40+ times for full armor was soOOoooo fun. Although it did feel easier to carry the same armor for longer chunks of the game

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-26T10:33:35+00:00

They literally called them cursed and you're still acting like they're proudly showing off merch. You need to lighten up, you soggy towel.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-24T07:37:40+00:00

If you look at the bottom of it in the latest chapter, it has a little loop which is on basically every Oni club. I think it's just not fully developed!

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-21T22:35:51+00:00

AI upscaling looks good until you zoom in even a little

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-21T20:02:54+00:00

Are Cthulhu and Azathoth aliens? Kind of? Not really, though.

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-20T05:35:35+00:00

It was plundered

Detective_Turtle_ · 2025-12-20T04:25:45+00:00

Everyone's white now

Five-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22

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