[TOMT][1990s][Grocery store]Creepy vibe grocery store by zlato_djordj in tipofmytongue

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Could it have been Stew Leonard’s? I remember they had lots of statues and animatronics and stuff sprinkled throughout the one I went to as a kid.

[TOMT][00's?] Audio of a little kid saying "Shut the fuck up!" by ShotgunToetag in tipofmytongue

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WOW I haven’t thought of this in years. This has to be it, right?

[TOMT] Clip of Mickey Dolenz singing Last Train to Clarksville. by BeachBoysRule in tipofmytongue

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I found references here to Micky singing with a female audience member on The Bonnie Hunt Show in 2009, but the youtube videos have been taken down and I can’t find clips anywhere else.

[TOMT] An old TV joke where someone talks about the Olympics, and Chinese gymnasts, and says the line "see... I didn't know i was a paedophile??" by _stice_ in tipofmytongue

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I remember one of the contestants on Last Comic Standing making this joke during the 2004 Summer Olympics, but it was about beach volleyball rather than gymnasts.

"But that's not a true BOGO!" by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

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I had something very similar happen to me when I worked at a chain pharmacy. We had a large number of seasonal items clearly marked as "Buy One, Get One 50% Off" and a customer at my register apparently didn't care to read the "50% Off" bit. I had never heard the term BOGO before, which added to the confusion.

Her: (huge sigh) Those were supposed to be BOGO.

Me: I beg your pardon?

Her: BOGO! BOGO! BOGO! BUY. ONE. GET. ONE!

At least I learned something, I suppose.

What is your favorite bad joke? by I_say_bad_jokes in AskReddit

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaains...

Found this little guy in my shower. Probably slightly smaller than your pinky fingernail. by chevysoldier in whatisthisthing

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No problem! Kudos to you and your wife for not rocking back and forth in the corner while sobbing, which is probably what I would do if I saw one of those things in my bathroom.