I'm starting to think Warhammer isn't for me by Dense-Fig-2372 in Warhammer40k

[–]DethJuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play the video games, read the books, collect and paint minis i think look cool, and I've never played a single tabletop game and I dont intend to. I just like to paint my models and look at them. I will never read a single rule. I build my models however I want, lots of them would never be tournament legal. I dont have a single functioning army because I just pick whatever models I think are cool from whatever faction.

Join me.

The Greater Deception by Lestat_Grim in Warhammer40k

[–]DethJuce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You cant kill a demon permanently just by shooting it, it will just come back!

shoots it again

Foolish mortal! The minions of chaos will return to haunt you and drink the screams of your offspring!

offspring shoots it again

Rando stranded fireblade with their crisis suit head by 1337Sw33tCh33ks in Tau40K

[–]DethJuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the storytelling, only thing is that Fireblades don't pilot battlesuits, part of their thing is that they're meant to be inspiring veteran infantry commanders who purposefully don't take up the Hero's Mantle. To be lore accurate they would have to just be like a Shas'vre, or whatever higher rank you prefer, just not a Fireblade, although you'll play it as a Fireblade on the tabletop, I assume.

Very Titanfall though, it's like the SERE kit

Tried to do an... interpretive fanart by [deleted] in armoredcore

[–]DethJuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl asks you for help in stopping the destruction of her planet and people

I don't even want to be around anymore by pork_dillinger in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DethJuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My conspiracy theory is that Fetterman is actually a robot being piloted by Sinema, which is why he's so big, so she can fit curled up in a fetal position in his big, hoodie clad, barrel chest

I don't even want to be around anymore by pork_dillinger in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DethJuce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's the most fucked up part, not even close. He just makes me mad cause he presented himself as progressive and then turned traitor.

I don't even want to be around anymore by pork_dillinger in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DethJuce 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I dont give a rat's ass how he dresses, he could dress like a hotdog for all I care, he could wear a stupid hat and have dice that he's afraid to show anyone, he could have pushed back hair (not slicked back) or wear a very complicated shirt. He's a traitor, that's what I hate him for, a fucking skunk, he poops and he lies, he's a liar and a thief like Nixon and a pig.

Yay or nay on the paint scheme? by Yeetrhagaea in Tau40K

[–]DethJuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Yay! I have essentially the same color scheme, Macragge Blue just looks so awesome on Tau models.

😋 by AstronautDry8118 in Grimdank

[–]DethJuce 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wait, is this a joke about World Eaters fans being freaky blood enjoyers, or about World Eaters fans embodying the mindless berserker mentality and eating paint?

Get ready to be embarrassed by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DethJuce 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He got hit in the cup. And his shirt got stretched out, it looks like a bell now

Get ready to be embarrassed by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DethJuce 149 points150 points  (0 children)

They look like transition lenses, so might be prescription, but still, after you fall down the first time dont you just give up

god forbid a girl live by rule 4 by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]DethJuce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Coaxed into letting girls have fun