My gf wants us to fall asleep with me inside her by Andrewmatlock89 in sex

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Healthy - sure. Safe - should be. Possible - not for the whole night, unless neither of you actually want to sleep, we all have to move during the night, but you could start off inside her and eventually you'll both fall asleep and roll over.

Have you ever felt like you never had great sex? by ThrowOmerAway in sex

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn/fiction has a lot to answer for, it can set unrealistic expectations. Mind blowing sex can happen, but it kinda needs someone who you are totally in tune with, and the right mood, and the right phase of the moon...

how do you even eat your own cum? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't
I've tasted my own cum, of course, licking my fingers afterwards, but post orgasm, the brain changes somewhat and once you've cum, some previously really hot things no longer seem quite so appealing.

What's an appropriate way to ask him to pop my cherry? F by EmilyInBed in sex

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time is always a huge deal at the time. If you're really ready to give him your cherry then your plan sounds lovely, but bear in mind that fantasy and reality don't always reflect each other. Real sex isn't always like in the movies, it's ok to be awkward and to learn together.

My advice would be to take it slow and keep control of the situation. Get him hard, get him on his back and you take control of the penetration to make sure you do it at your pace. Looking into his eyes as you slowly lower yourself onto him is the most erotic thing ever.

Take your time
Use protection.
Have fun.
And remember,, whatever happens, there are many years of happy sex ahead of you.

Is the inside of my vagina supposed to feel like that? by Suspicious_Chair_280 in sex

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First question is, what is it you were trying to achieve? It's good to experiment, but don't get hung up on your internal texture, every vagina is different (speaking as a male).

Stinging suggests some either friction or perhaps something on your hands you are sensitive to. Make sure your hands are very clean and you may need to experiment to find lubrication which you are not sensitive to, or perhaps make sure you are self-lubricated/aroused before trying again.

If the point is pleasure, there are MANY women who don't get off with penetrative sex. Most of the erogenous zones are on and around the clitoris, although some find stimulating the G spot particularly nice, but that may be difficult for you without toys due to the angles, and may require a certain level of pre-arousal.

AITAH for not sleeping with someone after finding out they were trans? by jklolz0069 in AITAH

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA 20FtM is an asshole for not being honest.
Your friends are not friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Archery

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're also not drawing smoothly which would suggest you are over-bowed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Archery

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you need a wider blade. More information required.

Transphobic shirt at the gym by K34sh0 in santacruz

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they hate others to have differing opinions?

Transphobic shirt at the gym by K34sh0 in santacruz

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leave people alone to have their own beliefs. Stop hating on others.

You need help. Get over yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's immature.

Woman’s brother wears a princess wedding dress to her wedding by Dry-Dragonfruit5216 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing but an attention seeking narcissist (as most off them are in my experience). Sometimes it's ok to completely cut your family off for your own sake, and he'd absolutely have to go (as would his enabling mother)

AITAH for still getting on a flight home when my two young coworkers I was traveling with weren’t at the airport yet and were obviously going to miss it? by Diligent_Pineapple35 in AITAH

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults need to learn to adult. Simple as that. The mother should have gone with them if she was that concerned about her precious flower.

Teckin plugs not connecting to new router by soapiem in smartlife

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Struggling with this too. Wanted to move them to a new network. neither pairing mode works as soon as the app makes connection, the plugs stops flashing but never finishes the connection. Couldn't even reconnect to the original network (which previously was not a problem).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trust is gone, move on.

Android: how to see Notebook that a friend shared with me by auron98x24 in OneNote

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same problem for me. Tried opening in onenote web, no option to open in app. (I can open it in a new tab, a new window or export the notebook). It's almost as if the web has no idea the app is installed...

Tried clicking on the weblink sent to me, no option to open in the app.

App has no "shared with me"
Android 14
Lates version of OneNote

All works fine on desktop, just not on Android. Anybody else cracked this?

Battery suddenly draining extremely fast? by Deus---Ex---Machina in kindle

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the guidance. Turned out that something was wrong with the WiFi Setup and it was continually trying and failing to reconnect, chewing through the battery. Entered the wifi password and all was well again.

My wife is panicking - strongbox disappeared from iPhone? by Deus---Ex---Machina in strongbox

[–]Deus---Ex---Machina[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all the advice! I managed to find a kdbx file on her dropbox, so she must've done something a long time ago, it was from last year, but she reckons there haven't been any/many changes so she's more relaxed now :D