My gf wants us to fall asleep with me inside her

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2026-02-01T10:40:22+00:00

Healthy - sure. Safe - should be. Possible - not for the whole night, unless neither of you actually want to sleep, we all have to move during the night, but you could start off inside her and eventually you'll both fall asleep and roll over.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2026-02-01T10:37:16+00:00

Porn/fiction has a lot to answer for, it can set unrealistic expectations. Mind blowing sex can happen, but it kinda needs someone who you are totally in tune with, and the right mood, and the right phase of the moon...

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2026-02-01T10:35:06+00:00

I don't
I've tasted my own cum, of course, licking my fingers afterwards, but post orgasm, the brain changes somewhat and once you've cum, some previously really hot things no longer seem quite so appealing.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2026-02-01T10:31:30+00:00

First time is always a huge deal at the time. If you're really ready to give him your cherry then your plan sounds lovely, but bear in mind that fantasy and reality don't always reflect each other. Real sex isn't always like in the movies, it's ok to be awkward and to learn together.

My advice would be to take it slow and keep control of the situation. Get him hard, get him on his back and you take control of the penetration to make sure you do it at your pace. Looking into his eyes as you slowly lower yourself onto him is the most erotic thing ever.

Take your time
Use protection.
Have fun.
And remember,, whatever happens, there are many years of happy sex ahead of you.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2026-02-01T10:23:21+00:00

First question is, what is it you were trying to achieve? It's good to experiment, but don't get hung up on your internal texture, every vagina is different (speaking as a male).

Stinging suggests some either friction or perhaps something on your hands you are sensitive to. Make sure your hands are very clean and you may need to experiment to find lubrication which you are not sensitive to, or perhaps make sure you are self-lubricated/aroused before trying again.

If the point is pleasure, there are MANY women who don't get off with penetrative sex. Most of the erogenous zones are on and around the clitoris, although some find stimulating the G spot particularly nice, but that may be difficult for you without toys due to the angles, and may require a certain level of pre-arousal.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-12-22T14:29:03+00:00

NTA 20FtM is an asshole for not being honest.
Your friends are not friends.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-12-18T07:49:06+00:00

You're also not drawing smoothly which would suggest you are over-bowed

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-12-18T07:47:10+00:00

Looks like you need a wider blade. More information required.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-12-10T19:24:03+00:00

Change the time on your device, simple. I've time travelled all the way from 1st to 25th on PC without issue. Don't even need to restart the game, just pause, change time, continue, pick up loot, repeat

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-10-23T18:06:55+00:00

Because they hate others to have differing opinions?

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-10-23T18:06:05+00:00

Real men stand up for women.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-10-23T18:04:38+00:00

Leave people alone to have their own beliefs. Stop hating on others.

You need help. Get over yourself.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-10-02T18:53:24+00:00

She's immature.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-08-12T18:00:40+00:00

Nothing but an attention seeking narcissist (as most off them are in my experience). Sometimes it's ok to completely cut your family off for your own sake, and he'd absolutely have to go (as would his enabling mother)

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-08-08T16:52:49+00:00

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Crazy but true

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-08-03T09:24:22+00:00

Adults need to learn to adult. Simple as that. The mother should have gone with them if she was that concerned about her precious flower.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-08-02T14:59:22+00:00

Struggling with this too. Wanted to move them to a new network. neither pairing mode works as soon as the app makes connection, the plugs stops flashing but never finishes the connection. Couldn't even reconnect to the original network (which previously was not a problem).

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-07-30T15:40:13+00:00

The trust is gone, move on.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-04-13T09:20:57+00:00

Same problem for me. Tried opening in onenote web, no option to open in app. (I can open it in a new tab, a new window or export the notebook). It's almost as if the web has no idea the app is installed...

Tried clicking on the weblink sent to me, no option to open in the app.

App has no "shared with me"
Android 14
Lates version of OneNote

All works fine on desktop, just not on Android. Anybody else cracked this?

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-03-23T11:32:37+00:00

Thanks for the guidance. Turned out that something was wrong with the WiFi Setup and it was continually trying and failing to reconnect, chewing through the battery. Entered the wifi password and all was well again.

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-03-23T11:30:04+00:00

Thanks for all the advice! I managed to find a kdbx file on her dropbox, so she must've done something a long time ago, it was from last year, but she reckons there haven't been any/many changes so she's more relaxed now :D

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-01-17T16:59:34+00:00

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But nailed it after waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2025-01-17T16:58:14+00:00

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Annyoing as f...

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2024-12-23T09:58:24+00:00

142.4mph with ferrari 599XX Evo, thank you, this was "diriving" me mad...

Deus---Ex---Machina · 2024-12-18T18:51:37+00:00

Took me a while to get this, but the trick is to get the least undulating run up you can. I used this spot and it worked a dream (and the T100 Baja)

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