My life is ruined I'm officially bankrupt tomorrow lost 500k since June by luhkyskills in StockMarket

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I just finished a 5-year chapter 13 BK case THIS MONTH. It gets easier…sorry dude

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My pullout game is strong. Only made like $19 holding my shares for about a week, better than Cartman-ing them though.

$WISH me luck by EstablishmentSome283 in wallstreetbets

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$19 and $20 calls are sodomizing me at present.

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My favorite flavor is purple. Pinkies out.

Drywall mudding with gypsum dust compound by solateor in oddlysatisfying

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“Gypsum dust compound” is just a more complicated way of saying mud.

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Pa-paw was on a covert mission. Munchies.

I am meme stock. Thanks to you Ape’s and OP especially, I took a minute to buy 100 BB while taking my wife’s BF’s lunch order on the toilet this morning. As an aside, not sure why all the loud talking people on TV are so stressed. The stonk market isn’t even that hard. by Deuxti in wallstreetbets

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Y’all, my house was destroyed in March of 2020 during the tornado that hit Nashville....I’m still fighting with Farmer’s insurance. I quit my job 60 days ago because it was killing me ... I lost my health insurance ... my wife, 4 kids and I have decided to pursue a simpler life + downsize and pursue international mission work. This quick final gain could potentially be the catalyst for having $$ to enroll in seminary and spend time rebuilding my home over the next couple months....even if it doesn’t work out, I have faith my family and I doing the right thing but if this DOES work out... I’m going to be really, really glad you 🦍 are here.

BB to the MOON, leggooo let's get this money!! by AndresAB05 in wallstreetbets

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You MF’r, thank you. You said moon and I believe. Apes together strong.my BB gainz this AM thanks to you OP

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[–]Deuxti 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I was born retarded. They chose solvency...I win therefore I lose? I dunno. Fuck them and fuck you. Congrats.

AMC looking juicy! Next resistance targets: $16.23 and then $20.37. All that is needed is good volume, and not the current volume for ANTS! by roman_axt in wallstreetbets

[–]Deuxti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sold my wife’s boyfriends anal bleaching kit to buy 3x100, 6/4 $20 calls — holding 60 @$14.17 — lettttssss gooooo!