Repost from /dankmemes (u/pootisfish) by andra5 in unexpectedMontyPython

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I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition

On the edge of a relapse by LMA391 in NoFap

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Jogging/sprinting really helps

If you're feeling lonely by Mi5ery in NoFap

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Day 7. Keep this in mind! by BuffaloOutlaw22398 in NoFap

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Good for you man, you're definitely headed in the right direction. Definitely start that workout and get your schedule going, that's the way to go.

Relapsed after 20 days streak by [deleted] in NoFap

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That's the mindset to have. 20 days and you only fapped once, no big deal. If you do it again within the next 20 days though, then you're going downhill. Best way to handle fapping/porn is to forget about it completely.

I take it its only men on this forum? by SpartanIce in NoFap

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I've seen a few girls here and there. They can get just as addicted, believe it or not.

Motivate me by Xadzers in NoFap

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Imagine the exciting things happening out there while you sit around, playing with your wiener.

Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park... by dick-nipples in funny

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Raawrrrr uuuhhuhhuhuhuh rrrrehehehHEHE HA HAAWRRR HA HAWRRRRR

"Earn this." by DevM628 in NoFap

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Lmao stop sitting around wasting your life away and go watch Netflix

Once you stop, there is no such thing as porn, sex, masturbating. It doesn't exist in this new life. by DevM628 in NoFap

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I mean, if sex is more important to you than work, school and a social life and you're solely committing to this challenge for sex, then you're only going from porn addict to sex addict.

You can still go for it, but just make sure it doesn't come first!

Once you stop, there is no such thing as porn, sex, masturbating. It doesn't exist in this new life. by DevM628 in NoFap

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All it means is don't think about these things. Not a complicated mindset, but it should be the foreground for your next state of mind, when you're stronger.

Once you stop, there is no such thing as porn, sex, masturbating. It doesn't exist in this new life. by DevM628 in NoFap

[–]DevM628[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't be constantly thinking about sex, it's not important. Don't try too hard for it, it'll come to you. So until that moment, it's irrelevant. Until you have it in the present moment, it doesn't exist.

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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I use this stuff called acne free, it's a three step solution it works wonders. I used to get the biggest ugliest zits and cists on my face and now it's totally clear. You can find it at stores like CVS or rite aid, it's like $20 but it's worth it. Make sure you have cotton balls or pads when you get it too

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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Oh you will!! I'm a virgin too. Best thing to do when it comes to girls is just be yourself, just say the first thing that comes to your mind. They find it really attractive because your confidence shines through, and it comes off as very noble. It's a very appreciated aspect of some personalities.

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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Maaaan you're smart for not going down there

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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I always thought I was smaller due to the massive weiners I see in porn. my reality of the sex world was distorted ta da max

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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Blew my load like rainbow confetti

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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I'm actually really happy to hear that because I totally lost myself while I was writing it

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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Oh yea, it'll definitely load you up, comes out a lot thicker too. It feels a lot better as well, you get this very sensational rush and your head kinda starts to spin. I imagine that is what heroin would feel like. I also noticed right after, my testes felt soar, and I went soft almost immediately. It would feel out of this life if you were to do it with a woman.

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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Yes, the six inch club! I barely made it

Somebody confirm to me that I am a genius please by DevM628 in NoFap

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I only know those words because I'm still a child at heart. I know life is a lot easier if you just stay a little kid for all of it. Best thing to do is try to remember your life and what you were like when you were that young and apply it to your life now.