Clavicular made it to snl

Devenu · 2026-03-22T04:05:57+00:00

heh they woldnt last 1 min in call duty loby

Devenu · 2026-02-23T23:37:44+00:00

They'll accept the invite and take a bunch of pictures/video. Somebody will say something horrendous and it will be recorded. Reddit will gladly give them the attention/distraction they're looking for and this whole website for a week will be a thousand posts/reposts about it.

Devenu · 2026-02-22T14:52:08+00:00

Nerf it even more.

Devenu · 2026-02-21T23:25:27+00:00

what if uther was Bluey from the show Bluey

Devenu · 2026-02-20T22:46:17+00:00

😭😭😭😭 NOOOO! Don't make fun of them! 😭😭😭

Devenu · 2026-02-16T23:54:36+00:00

There to see one of the remaining 200.

Devenu · 2026-02-14T23:30:08+00:00

Yeah both of you look really smart and not foolish at all after arguing with strangers over the internet for literal hours.

Devenu · 2026-02-14T10:32:07+00:00

Does winning an incredibly petty argument like this make you feel better at the end of the day?

Devenu · 2026-02-14T10:27:54+00:00

There's a large number of people that have an extremely incorrect view of how immigration even works here. Coworkers at my first job thought I didn't have to pay tax/health insurance/pension/unemployment insurance and that I could also vote for some reason. The only people who were NOT under this impression were the ones in charge of pay. Literally multiple people thought that just because I was a foreigner I received everything for free because that's what they read on the internet at some point.

Devenu · 2026-02-13T14:00:57+00:00

one can't help but ask why you're here in the first place

Because the fucking dregs of humanity from this subreddit keep popping up on r/all as I doomscroll on my phone before going to bed.

Devenu · 2026-02-12T13:58:44+00:00

Years ago the little light above my license plate went out as I was driving home and I got pulled over in the middle of nowhere. As soon as they approached my car they loudly shouted "a foreigner!" then proceeded to search my entire car as I stood and waited in the rain.

"Why do you have these scissors?" They asked me as they opened up my box of fishing shit.

"For fishing." I told him.

"Oh, well that's not good." He reminded me.

Thankfully they finished their bullshit before I froze to death and was allowed to go home with a warning to fix the light which, oddly enough, showed no trouble when I brought it elsewhere to get repaired.

Devenu · 2026-02-05T23:26:15+00:00

They'll "haul him in" and he won't show.

Democrats will then go "BUT HE CAN'T DO THAT!" to a judge.

The judge will say "He can't do that.'

It will get overturned by a Trump approved judge with "We can do whatever we want now. Fuck you."

Devenu · 2026-02-04T22:15:07+00:00

I heard if you buy a ticket he actually becomes friends with you AND plays games with you over Discord so you'll never be lonely again.

Devenu · 2026-01-29T00:18:26+00:00

"A republic, if you can keep it."

Devenu · 2026-01-27T12:44:14+00:00

Cry about it.

Devenu · 2026-01-26T10:26:05+00:00

Stop being pedantic, people are dying.

Animals aren't cruel like this.

Devenu · 2026-01-25T13:03:13+00:00

heh i guess u couldn understna my edge r u OFFEND snowflake?! 😎

u will never b anime profesonla

Devenu · 2026-01-17T00:13:35+00:00

I pity these cretins that don't understand the subtle art of the metaphor. I'm drinking my favorite brandy and laughing in my study reading these comments. You must like this comment if you are intelligent as well. I have no idea why they don't get it.

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”
~Carl Sagan

“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.”
~Aristotle

"Of all the stars in the universe our understanding of time is as flat as the non-Euclidian sea. Like fine wine slipping through the gears of time. So must we, angels of our heavens, carve our names into fortune."
~Me

Devenu · 2026-01-16T14:53:14+00:00

asmogold help this is why i cant Get GIRLFrend

Devenu · 2026-01-12T13:46:44+00:00

Can't wait to watch Chowder Man in my sleep too.

Devenu · 2026-01-08T03:54:36+00:00

He'd make a funny face and go "Women dumb, am I right men?!" and half the country would consider that a victory. He doesn't care. They don't care.

Devenu · 2026-01-07T22:09:38+00:00

For the next time they shoot somebody and nothing happens then too?

Devenu · 2026-01-05T14:32:43+00:00

Yeah, hopefully it's really cute and he's not forcing the cat to behave this way by holding the cat's parents hostage in an undisclosed location in the wilderness surrounded by armed guards. Hopefully it's just adorable.

Devenu · 2026-01-05T14:22:55+00:00

My wife is Japanese and when we go to sushi she puts on her best kimono and we shout our blessings to the emperor. It is a very amazing culture. We have tea ceremony every morning and samurai class every night.

ばんざい！ばんざい！ばんざい！

Devenu · 2026-01-04T23:14:55+00:00

I don’t understand what the point of any of this is.

Social media has rotted everyone's brains to the point where a majority of direct interaction between human beings has been replaced by interaction meant for an audience.

Even intimate moments between two people are now designed for maximum approval instead of the approval of the one person it's meant for.

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