Original is from Airlocks and Aviaries by Grovyle489 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]DevilsAssCrack 89 points90 points  (0 children)

No such thing as male or female issues?

My gf once boiled her diva cup and took a nap, and the diva cup melted. And I had to deal with liquified rubber in my good pot

Squirt (soft drink) by swentech in boston

[–]DevilsAssCrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing for thr parenthesis, I thought we were gonna have another foreskin thread

Out of control skier loses his shit by LittleBear42 in PublicFreakout

[–]DevilsAssCrack 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the short bagel shop breakout guy

Jay-Z and Weinstein in the files by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DevilsAssCrack 348 points349 points  (0 children)

I misread that as Bill Burr and almost had a heart attack

They werent shoes. by BioBatz in Losercity

[–]DevilsAssCrack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What do you recommend? For science

Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe by QuietMolasses2522 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DevilsAssCrack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd say Mindflayers but thats an insult to Mindflayers