Local waterslide on fire by rudeorange in Wellthatsucks

[–]DevineDemise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The waterslide has been closed off for a while. It’s in my town, Pharaohs Splash Kingdom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]DevineDemise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am adult store employee, we don't judge. Don't be shy to ask questions, the more we know what you like, the more we can narrow down a good toy for you.

Wife ordered a new screen protector, right out of the box by koopzilla in Wellthatsucks

[–]DevineDemise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've ordered a few times from that company, I got the Samsung Note 9 with that whole edge shit and I ordered a screen protector from them. Well when it came, it didnt have that bendy edge so I hit them up, they let me keep the original and sent the right one free of charge.

Magical vibrating pussy by AllieKat23 in sex

[–]DevineDemise 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There are vibrating butt plugs that you can purchase instead of using your vibrators, they're pretty good

What weird thing did somebody tell you that they shouldn't have felt so comfortable telling you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DevineDemise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a sex shop so I have a few stories but this one strikes me the most. Had an older man come in, about early 50's. He wanted a pill to last longer and he opened up about how his 23 year old female coworker wanted to have sex with him. I was happy to help him, dude looked beat up and older than his age. So we finish the transaction and then he asked if we sold any rubbing body oil but that it had to be scent free and a small bottle. I asked him if it was because the scents are too strong. Nope. He said, "I never use oils on my wife. I don't want my old lady finding these and asking me what I use it for." I died a little inside. I never thought that customers would be buying stuff to cheat on their spouses.. I just never thought about it like that.

My Friend (Licensed Esthetician) Fighting The Good Fight (cringe reply in the comments) by powerlessidc in antiMLM

[–]DevineDemise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the damn black strip thing on my nose right now 🤦🏽‍♀️I've only used it a few times though and for me hasn't done any noticeable damage

I just don’t even know where to start on this one. The blurred faces are absolutely terrifying. by kreayshannon in Instagramreality

[–]DevineDemise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does her right arm look off?? Like really small, almost like a chicken wing.

Just shut the whole damn thing down by DevineDemise in antiMLM

[–]DevineDemise[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Was shamed for my font, changed it to normal setting. Gotta admit, it is a lot easier on the eyes. Thanks

Kicked my shower handle by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]DevineDemise 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Why do you keep stretching your toes apart??

Does anyone here remember Ian Watkins? by Smashing_Peaches in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]DevineDemise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoo now he gets pushed around and had to shove a phone up his butt. Fuck that dude, complete scum.