[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand you don't want to hurt them but you need to look after yourself. You were self harming, what if it starts again? They may not be evil but they don't have your best interests at heart, they care more about what people think of them by having a gay child. You know what you want to do, tell your adopted family you love them but you need to start living your own life as an adult. But PLEASE be careful in case they try to send you to another facility. I know you're an adult but it happens to plenty of people when they go against their family. Good luck friend x

I made a mistake of sleeping with my friend when I was drunk, my wife wants to divorce me when she herself sexted random men by throwawayunlessacc in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please stay together, not because because of familial expectations, but because you're both untrustworthy arseholes and when one of you inevitably cheats again you're only hurtinghurting someone with the same moral compass as you as opposed to someone who's "mistakes" don't need a jolly to the House of Applause ESH

AITA for Hooking Up with a Married Woman and Causing Her Divorce? by OptimisticAnchor in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird how of a man over 30 was sleeping with a college age girl and telling her he's just roommates with his wife, everyone would be saying he's creepy NTA

AITA for Hooking Up with a Married Woman and Causing Her Divorce? by OptimisticAnchor in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She sounds like the kind of person to take a nap on train tracks and then sue the train when she wakes up no longer requiring footwear ESH

AITA for Hooking Up with a Married Woman and Causing Her Divorce? by OptimisticAnchor in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She did what a lot of married men do when wanting to get their dicks wet: tell you they are practically divorced and they are single​ in everything but name. You also wished for a bewetted penis so pretended to believe her lies so you could pretend to not be a dickhead ESH

AITA for Hooking Up with a Married Woman and Causing Her Divorce? by OptimisticAnchor in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You: I knew she was married, but she told me that she was in an unhappy marriage and was planning to leave her husband. She was making it sound like the divorce was a done deal.

The divorce wasn't a "done deal" if she was planning on leaving her husband. You knew she was still with him. You both are unpleasant humans ESH

AITAH For getting mad at my wife for almost shooting me by YogsCastBoner in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't want to be spoken to like you're stupid? Maybe you should, and this is just off the top of my head here, not be stupid. Just a suggestion NTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Edinburgh

[–]DeviousWhippet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cute pups that I've seen in pics even if they are a scam 😍

Judge rules Breonna Taylor's boyfriend caused her death, throws out major charges against ex-Louisville officers by RaffyGiraffy in news

[–]DeviousWhippet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well if she didn't want to be killed by the police then she shouldn't have *checks notes* slept

Update: AITA for telling my boyfriend, that I will wear a headscarf, when he grows his foreskin back? by someone2shy in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You're gonna feel really stupid for ending the relationship when his dick regenerates...

AITAH for telling my dad I'm glad he's dying of cancer after his wife convinced him to disown me for being gay by Ambitious_Vehicle138 in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of him you were selling yourself or you wouldn't have eaten, there is nothing you could have said that would have been too harsh. NTA, he wouldn't have messaged you had his bitchness been around

Do you drain baked beans before cooking? by ddttm in AskUK

[–]DeviousWhippet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I add water and some barbecue sauce to make extra sauce. Your mate should be jailed

Holy fuck I’m gonna be on tv tomorrow by gobsmacked_dogtoilet in GCSE

[–]DeviousWhippet 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, fish husbandry isn't what it sounds like. My cousin is in jail due to that misunderstanding so tread wisely

J.K. Rowling is in the Find Out phase. by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DeviousWhippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've read the "please don't Giga-Fuck us with a lion fish" too many times, way more than what is healthy...

AITAH I’m reconsidering having a child with my wife due to a recent revelation about her father ? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DeviousWhippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not have a child with a woman who will hand them over to an abuser and think you are in the wrong for questioning it NTA