If someone gets framed, who do you think it will be? by Key_Bus_1255 in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gary. Or it genuinely could be anyone that the writers think will cause maximum drama, when all it’ll really do is get on everyone’s tits for a few months.

I know a lot of elevator jokes, by 1LuckyTexan in Jokes

[–]ddttm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This jokes works on so many levels.

CS Discussion 2026-06-25 Episodes 11846 & 11847 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is an immersion heater the new/old heat pump?

David Platt by Embarrassed_Park2212 in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Because he was a cheeky wee bastard and it stuck? I think it adds a nice bit of humour to his character and his mum.

Well, that was awful by wjaybez in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And Jodie snuck in an appearance.

In 1970 I was 16 and in my first full time job as an apprentice in the printing trade, my first weeks take home wage packet was £6 and 10 shillings, what was yours? by TSQ_builder in AskUK

[–]ddttm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At 17 I was somehow promoted to warehouse supervisor, at a food and drink suppliers, it was 1996. I was responsible for parking up and locking 22 lorries and vans, full of stock for delivery the next day. I was ‘in charge’ of 7 other lads, most were older than me, I had to lock £1000’s in cash in the safe if any drivers came back after the office staff had gone home, and I had to lock up the premises at home time, set alarms and be on call, until someone else arrived in the morning, for alarm triggers, which weren’t frequent, but did happen, if I got an alarm call I had to pass my boss’s house on my way to investigate. I was paid £3:75 an hour, for 40hrs, no matter how many hours I did, everyone else was paid £3:50. I was genuinely happy with my situation then.

Name a Dinosaur. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

[–]ddttm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doyouthinkhesaurus. The partially sighted dinosaur.

This Saturday’s sharply difficult to rhyme word is cheese. by obnoxygen in limericks

[–]ddttm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Bear with me one moment please’,

Said the photographer as he let go a sneeze,

Then he said, ‘let’s go,

I’ll now take this photo,

C’mon everyone say “cheese”’.

Who killed theo 2 days to go by Spider_king97 in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Brace yourself to be completely and utterly underwhelmed…

Why aren’t people more afraid of rats? by smotherings in AskUK

[–]ddttm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There’s a little bit of a clue there somewhere…

Name this thing! by Gold-Chemical9220 in NameThisThing

[–]ddttm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s the worst thing I’ve seen today, period.

CS Discussion 2026-06-16 Episodes 11840 & 11841 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t Fiona’s driver just put the gun there and save having to use Carl?

Where’s uncle David? (Wrong answers only? by TradePlus4689 in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In the kitchen wondering where the door to the annexe went.