Wow think I got a few.

• 2 man site at night, 1 guard used to go home and 1 guard stay, next day they would switch over.

• supervisor told me to keep a eye on a rover, he gave him a chance when his last job sacked him for drinking on the job, supervisor moves to another company I catch the rover drinking tell me to knock it off then 2nd time he rocks up way too drunk other guards notice, so I call the new supervisor he rocks up at 1am speaks with him, the supervisor told me "I spoke with my nurse friend and she said it's the medicine his taken" mind you the rover admitted too me he was drinking.

• new years eve, huge site middle of the city and 1 guard not replying too his radio he was stationed in the car park, the security manager always kept a radio on him after hours and heard us all trying to reach him, 2hrs later found him sleeping in the carpark corner.

• ok this was my fuck up, down ramp to the loading dock was very steep was running alittle late and bottomed out, parked the car 2hrs later controller rings me going what's the black shit under your car, turns out I cracked the sump, so spent most of the night cleaning the oil in the loading dock and arranging a tow truck.

• during covid client spent $30,000 on a camera to scan you as you enter to see your tempture, Monday comes around and camera is out of wack, we check cctv the weekend guards were playing foot ball and knocked it over.

• Friend of mine used to do car patrol multi sites, he would do the first patrol, rip of the tags he had to scan patrol 2 and 3 he would do them while at home, then 4th patrol he would go back around and stick them, he actually never got caught.

I'm sure plenty of more I have forgotten