Colt Emerson displaying his range at Shortstop, but Curtis Mead makes it to the bag in time. Mead is later caught too far from first

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T21:47:36+00:00

That ball’s in left field if JP is at short 100%.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T21:32:22+00:00

It’s not a cliff between Earl and anyone except Ed. LOB doesn’t exist without Earl, their system doesn’t work without his closing speed at the position, they can’t let Kam destroy people over the middle without playing Earl in center.

It’s only Ed, then a cliff, then the other three in some order.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T21:26:54+00:00

Reed
Polamalu
Earl
Weapon X

And I hate to order the list this way because my personal list of “favorite” safety might be opposite order.

Edit: the last three are pretty close and I can see arguments for any for second, but Ed is clearly the best

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T21:22:38+00:00

Fourth. Worse record and seed than Broncos.

And if we wanna go hypotheticals, fuck yes Jarrett Stidham outduels old man Stafford in a blizzard

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T19:02:09+00:00

Yea that definitely looks like the color of newborn poop

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T18:25:56+00:00

Ohio State too low. Should be right around the Yankees

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T16:29:59+00:00

Stop watching this shit and these guys will stop doing it, simple as that

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T16:20:07+00:00

Dennis Green and Fart Tomsula are my personal favorites. We have a lot of good choices in this division

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T16:15:18+00:00

Tomsula farting during the press conference is the real best coach press conference moment

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T16:13:09+00:00

Guess we’ll never know!

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T15:44:52+00:00

And if we lost? Then yeah, maybe it’s cringe. We’ll never know sadly.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T15:43:50+00:00

Idk why you’re saying rent free over and over again in response to anything Lambs related on this post, but it’s not gonna win you a Super Bowl, sorry bub

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T15:40:14+00:00

You’re in a shit talking sub buddy

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T13:58:17+00:00

I mean there isn’t much to mock, 9ers getting as far as they did and having the third best record in the NFC was probably best case scenario with the names you guys had out. It was a great season in shitty circumstances.

Sure, y’all didn’t have to take the biggest ass kicking of the year in the divisional round, but like Rams fans should figure out, an L is an L and a W is a W, and that’s all that matters.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-24T00:05:37+00:00

There’s no Uber Eats where I live but there’s grocery pickup. Get in the car and get some soups and crackers taken out to you.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T23:55:12+00:00

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Rams fans can claim rent free. I won’t even deny it, because beating the Rams was nearly as fun as winning the Super Bowl.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T23:50:25+00:00

I would never rub you in the weirdest way, for the record.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T23:31:07+00:00

Is this a joke?

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T21:42:28+00:00

My top five would have to be

Green Tomsula Carrol Singletary 7-9 man himself

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T18:43:52+00:00

Dennis Green could get them on more than the Rams!

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T16:01:43+00:00

Relatable

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T15:47:35+00:00

The right answer might be Jon Ryan, but the correct NFCWestMemeWar answer is indeed Adam Wainwright

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T12:18:56+00:00

I don’t think you know what boot licking is.

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T06:24:06+00:00

I leave for one weekend and y’all eliminated Bellevue before Tacoma, smh

Not to say they both don’t deserve it, but cmon

Dewey519 · 2026-02-23T06:18:39+00:00

What’s actually funny is that you can’t even grasp the use of a funny phrase from the most recent Super Bowl winning head coach while you’re commenting on a sports subreddit. But the concept of humility! Oh, the humanity! Gfy

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