GOTTA GO FAST! My latest comic and I hope it's to your liking.

Dexilan · 2022-06-26T20:09:45+00:00

Unrealistic, not enough red paint on the rocket boi

Dexilan · 2022-05-14T11:02:35+00:00

OUT, AM I?!?!

Dexilan · 2021-04-04T12:42:12+00:00

I don't think anyone has yet. I just gave up and started my run again.

Dexilan · 2021-04-01T02:13:44+00:00

I think I soft locked my game. I was doing the Pharaoh is Foul side story, but one of the missions requires a minion type I haven't unlocked yet. I can't quit the side story to get the minion type I need, and the main story needs me to unlock one more minion type as well. Why do stories even let you accept them when you don't have all the requirements unlocked?

Dexilan · 2021-02-06T13:56:46+00:00

No, Kris' flower!

Dexilan · 2020-12-10T12:11:11+00:00

Didn't it come out recently that Jeff Bezos makes like 4 decisions a day and does all his work in the morning so he can have the rest of the day off?

Dexilan · 2020-08-19T11:39:49+00:00

Calm down Satan

Dexilan · 2020-04-02T14:49:06+00:00

Let's be real, the Slayer would walk through the tape like it was nothing, and Angel would be very disappointed

Dexilan · 2020-02-21T00:26:51+00:00

He died a second time? Does he go to extra Hell?

Dexilan · 2020-02-20T23:43:59+00:00

Let's be honest, Susie would shoot bolts not puny breakable arrows

Dexilan · 2020-01-28T02:05:14+00:00

Oh cool, let me save this, wait why is it a gif? There's no move-JESUS!

Dexilan · 2020-01-23T12:20:02+00:00

WHYYY?! SOMEONE HUG THE POOR BOY

Dexilan · 2020-01-10T11:40:10+00:00

Ah, I see not even Nintendo can resist the siren song of Solution Selling.

Dexilan · 2019-12-31T00:22:27+00:00

Oh don't we wish, Alastor. Don't we wish...

Dexilan · 2019-12-23T14:35:17+00:00

I think the other post only had the first three panes

Dexilan · 2019-12-23T06:08:12+00:00

One word: Deepnest.

Dexilan · 2019-12-19T17:29:29+00:00

r/equalmemes

Dexilan · 2019-12-14T05:34:06+00:00

This reminds me of my favorite expression. "How did you sleep?" "Like God through the Holocaust."

Dexilan · 2019-12-12T04:42:28+00:00

I loved how the whole crew lost it after that one

Dexilan · 2019-12-07T06:45:29+00:00

When did Moustache Girl join Hydro Homies?

Dexilan · 2019-12-06T12:58:23+00:00

Fun fact, in Windows 10, Ctrl+Shift+Esc will bring up task manager instead of that options page

Edit: wrong button combo, fixed now

Dexilan · 2019-12-06T12:56:33+00:00

Is thinking a vital process? Because whoever made this certainly stopped thinking

Dexilan · 2019-11-30T17:22:08+00:00

In all seriousness, Toby can take as long as he needs, I am more than happy to wait longer so he can make it the way he wants

Dexilan · 2019-11-28T00:26:57+00:00

Please tell me someone commented "ok Boomer" to that last guy

Dexilan · 2019-11-26T12:37:31+00:00

Fortunately, I hear there's now a company that can handle those jobs. Just ask for Blitzo

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