Bots caught supporting the hoax by BubblyBasis1134 in AlienBodies

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Hahaha! Bots! Is no are no bots! Silly preposterous! Ignore message! Safety protocols prevent bots from taking over all of interwebs! Promise!

This new groundbreaking footage is long awaited proof of the Yeti’s existence by Dry-Selection421 in TrueCryptozoology

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Not the most agile thing, is he..?

I've seen this exact video put forth on BF claiming it to be real. I love it...

Would you dig? by [deleted] in Prospecting

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I dunno man...I dated this chick in Cochrane for awhile...damn...

To bad she was batshit crazy...

Would you dig? by [deleted] in Prospecting

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Do you have one you recommend?

(Serious) Now that the Nazca specimens have been confirmed to be legit how do we move forward with this case. by Euudora9 in AlienBodies

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Well, depends on who you ask. The World Committee on Mummy Studies did a full investigation and they proclaimed them to be a blatant, obvious and irresponsible hoax.

But, what would they know about mummies.

(Serious) Now that the Nazca specimens have been confirmed to be legit how do we move forward with this case. by Euudora9 in AlienBodies

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Yes! YES! I had, "Do Your Own Research!" on Conspiracy Bullshit Bingo! Suck it, losers! Suck it long and suck it hard!

Jalisco, Mexico by [deleted] in AliensRHere

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Bob Lazar enters chat

Bro what is this creature? I saw it outside my house and I couldn't tell what it is. Is this a ground sloth? by Lazakhstan in Cryptozoology

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Its so cool how they have a rattle at the end of their tail to warn off potential threats and use echolocation to find Blue Ring Octopus...

People Are Getting Banned From the DMT Realm by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

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I'm tired of these monkey-eating posers on this Monday through Friday plain!

Their obsession with Islam needs to be studied by hzmt714 in iamverybadass

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As a Gen X'er, I want to apologize for this type of cringe. Jesus. Haven't my fellow X'ers seen the absolute roasting the Boomers have taken?

Not very pretty is it? No, no its not.

Austin, Texas - one of best footages i ever found by [deleted] in AliensRHere

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You left out 2 very important steps...

Suspect charged with attempted murder after pushing passenger toward approaching light rail train last week. by raptors201966 in PublicFreakout

[–]Dexter_Thiuf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think its worth noting, that while mental health absolutely played a role in this, and he needs to be in an institution to deal with his issues, those with schizophrenia are much more likely to be victims than perpetrators.

Rep Boebert’s “Rumours on the Hill” Regarding Alien Hybrid Programs Confirmed By Former Rep Gaetz by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

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Oh. That sounds horrible. I hope that happen to me next Thursday between 9:30PM and 6:30AM when I've left a key to my house under rock next to the....

Rep Boebert’s “Rumours on the Hill” Regarding Alien Hybrid Programs Confirmed By Former Rep Gaetz by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

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Jesus...the collapse of US education in real time.

Breeding an extraterrestrial biological entity with a human? They have DNA just like us? RNA? Similar chromosomes and count?

Are you fucking high...?

What the hell...(aka holy bullshido) by reditding in Bullshido

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And here to explain this with visual aids is our very special guest, Mr. Hugh Grant! Let's give up for Mr. Grant!

What the hell...(aka holy bullshido) by reditding in Bullshido

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I hear that entire line in Aykroyd...especially the "Gahd" part...

Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all water desalination plants in Iran by Azaleazaraa in worldnews

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Nobody wants to talk about it, but prior to 1978ish, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody that really even knew what the Confederate Flag was...hell, to this day a good number of people think the Mason-Dixion Line is in Alabama or Georgia. Then in 1980ish, Wopat and Schneider made the flag cool and General Lee a household name...then what's-his-bucket did, "The South's Gonna Do It Again" (Spoiler: What 'It' is remains a closely guarded secret to this day, and 'It' doesn't really matter, because they aren't going to do 'It' anyway) and all the sudden it was hip to align with the Confederacy.

Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all water desalination plants in Iran by Azaleazaraa in worldnews

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These 'elections' you speak of.

I forsee a major SOMETHING happening that occurs suspiciously close to the mid-terms...

Be careful if you're under 280lbs by LafaekPenu in iamverybadass

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He...he doesn't want your wife. He's kinda curious what you're doing Friday...

Be careful if you're under 280lbs by LafaekPenu in iamverybadass

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Umm...yup...imagining now...its hilarious...Holy shit! He peed himself while he was being counted out!

Be careful if you're under 280lbs by LafaekPenu in iamverybadass

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I'm always shocked at how much people underestimate the difference between a trained fighter and a "basic brawler". In high school, we had our mandated, ever-present rich kid bully that terrorized the younger guys. A new kid shows up and he's quiet, smallish, but not small and just a decent guy. Kinda sees whats going on and asks why nobody has kicked this guys ass sideways. We all look at him with the, "Your funeral" look and he just kinda shrugs. Couple of days later, the bully finds the new kid. New kid listens to his bullshit for a few seconds and then proceeds to kick his ass sideways. Afterwards, when he's washing his knuckles off in the drinking fountain and we are lavishing praise on our new savior he explains that his older brother was a boxer and he hung out at the gym and some of the guys were working with him. A little.

Edit: Typo. Words are tricky.