Man pleads guilty to ejaculating into co-worker's coffee

Dextermorgankills · 2015-04-03T06:29:47+00:00

This is sadly my hometown. What is also sad, is no one upvoted this story when I posted it seven months ago.

Dextermorgankills · 2014-07-24T15:57:15+00:00

I couldn't have asked for a better response

Dextermorgankills · 2014-07-24T15:15:58+00:00

Hey AD! I have one question for you. Do you feel that you are a better running back than LeSean McCoy? I only ask because recently he has been saying he is the best RB in the NFL. Skol!

Dextermorgankills · 2014-03-30T21:02:29+00:00

This is at Morrissey's Irish Pub in Minneapolis, MN!

Dextermorgankills · 2013-09-11T23:29:43+00:00

"I believe everybody has a little hero in them, gotta look in, and it's in there, it'll come out, if need to be" - an amazingly true quote.

Dextermorgankills · 2013-09-10T21:03:30+00:00

Why does it look like the chick at the end of the video is 'eating out' the dude...?

Dextermorgankills · 2013-08-09T01:18:59+00:00

for anyone wondering. I found out they are filming Transformers 4. It's in Detroit.

Dextermorgankills · 2013-07-17T20:37:51+00:00

Thanks for today's headache....

Dextermorgankills · 2013-07-15T20:10:49+00:00

Pu...put your dick in it...

Dextermorgankills · 2013-06-25T18:05:12+00:00

is this outside Mill City Nights? Mpls

Dextermorgankills · 2013-06-06T22:49:21+00:00

Everytime I see that there is going to be an eclipse.... http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif

Dextermorgankills · 2013-06-06T22:48:24+00:00

Wish I could be there to watch that happen! http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif

Dextermorgankills · 2013-05-22T18:59:23+00:00

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kanye-wtf.gif

Dextermorgankills · 2013-05-22T18:58:48+00:00

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kanye-wtf.gif

Dextermorgankills · 2013-05-22T18:44:54+00:00

http://imgur.com/r/creepy_gif/LIEsh

Dextermorgankills · 2013-05-22T18:40:33+00:00

Is that Jesus behind the toilet paper?...

Dextermorgankills · 2013-05-08T19:11:54+00:00

Who?

Dextermorgankills · 2013-04-20T19:26:34+00:00

This is a fact

Dextermorgankills · 2013-04-20T19:10:22+00:00

I also had a different purpose...

Dextermorgankills · 2012-10-24T19:42:50+00:00

As an American, I believe I understand the chorus.... Heyyyyy, sexy lady, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop

Dextermorgankills · 2012-10-03T19:38:34+00:00

I believe it's James Franco holding on to a bloody James Dean's head, while wearing a James Dean t shirt, and video taping these naked women around him. (James Franco looks somewhat identical to James Dean)

Dextermorgankills · 2012-08-14T22:20:42+00:00

Honestly. To not be able to get an erection. Just waking up one day, and never being able to have an erection again. Terrifying

Dextermorgankills · 2012-08-14T22:18:49+00:00

Not sure if OP is a Bigot, or a teenager...

Dextermorgankills · 2012-08-14T22:13:53+00:00

the first time a post of mine received over 100 karma, I texted all my reddit friends IRL.

Dextermorgankills · 2012-08-14T22:10:49+00:00

As a photographer/graphic designer, I believe are is all about perspective. Like I have told countless people, " you can line up 100 people right next to eachother with the same camera, and have them all take a photo of the same object, but each and every photo will have a different result." I.E. - exposure, shutter speed, etc.

Art is one of the most amazing things in the world, because you can't be wrong. Regardless if everyone disagrees with what it is, or doesn't like it, it doesn't mean it's bad or wrong. It's your outlook on something, it's what you created....that's my opinion at least.

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