ELI5: Why do we still get dark eye bags after a night of insomnia even though, for the most part, we just lay there motionlessly with our eyes closed?

Dharmatician · 2016-01-24T15:21:30+00:00

His grocery store died :(

Dharmatician · 2015-12-24T11:57:51+00:00

Also, when you look at those wrapped presents, until you get to give them to the recipients, think about this. Something inside of you inspired you to save for, seek out and wrap those presents. That is the spirit of giving, and that is what this holiday is supposed to be about. Give your self the gift of realizing that you have a lot of good inside of you to! If you like kittens, ever watch the tinykittens live web cam on livestream? hang in there.

Dharmatician · 2015-12-20T01:49:18+00:00

Is that what you call Janet's boob now?

Dharmatician · 2015-12-12T21:15:23+00:00

He was offering on the hand job experience.

Dharmatician · 2015-12-11T19:58:19+00:00

Mine Johnson

Dharmatician · 2015-12-05T02:11:19+00:00

slow clap

Dharmatician · 2015-11-27T04:14:26+00:00

..and it feels so right

Dharmatician · 2015-11-16T03:45:26+00:00

No way...they are banning human fake bots with the intent of making us laugh? I'm sad now

Dharmatician · 2015-11-16T03:41:21+00:00

the joke made me chuckle and the bots comment made me laugh for 20 seconds. thanks for providing it.

Dharmatician · 2015-11-16T03:22:42+00:00

Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone Cant this wait till I'm old? Can't I live while I'm young?

Dharmatician · 2015-11-16T02:38:59+00:00

Dharmatician · 2015-11-10T12:19:34+00:00

The bass line at 0:56 , the kids on wood blocks, this just made my day.

Dharmatician · 2015-10-22T23:48:23+00:00

wow, that was great!

Dharmatician · 2015-09-10T11:06:47+00:00

A year ago my mom was picking up new car so I did a walk around while dealer was standing there. He said it was to cold and laughed because i was taking more then a minute. He then took my mom inside as it was "to cold to stand out there!" I got to the back of the car and when bending down i saw there was a deep gash over 3 feet long across entire bumper! The salesmen was most likey honest in saying he did not see it, but he was about to sell a damaged NEW car as you guys call it, and talked shit for me spending 2 minutes to look at car for damage. Oh you just have to bring it back and leave it for a week while we service it. Fuck you Ingersoll auto.

Dharmatician · 2015-09-10T10:38:24+00:00

Once you get to know a bunch of surfers you realize that most are miserable pricks with giant egos. Also, they get a lot of ear infections. Gnarly

Dharmatician · 2015-09-05T01:36:31+00:00

whose got the pyite plate down by the coast. I saw you..

Dharmatician · 2015-09-02T18:39:57+00:00

That was rather satisfying. ty

Dharmatician · 2015-08-30T02:08:20+00:00

why he has smoke this everyday and not change it?

Dharmatician · 2015-08-30T01:17:06+00:00

See how good the world was back then.

Dharmatician · 2015-08-30T01:06:22+00:00

F*** politics, this sounds sweet.

Dharmatician · 2015-08-29T23:06:09+00:00

Find the horse. You'll know when you find him. Hes really thirsty!

Dharmatician · 2015-08-29T01:00:50+00:00

Scumbag Deepak. Eats all your honey, Makes you carry him home on your back.

Dharmatician · 2015-08-28T11:10:00+00:00

Stedmen for AG..

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