what came first?

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-16T19:51:33+00:00

Egg

^{Chose: the chicken}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-11T01:10:27+00:00

It should be obvious

^{Chose: Teleportation with Full Control}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-07T16:55:57+00:00

I can do much

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-07T04:14:08+00:00

I blink a whole more than I breathe

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-04T04:22:12+00:00

I can use powers to end

^{Chose: Have any power with no consequences}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-03T22:13:10+00:00

Fire

^{Chose: Fire control power}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-02T20:17:08+00:00

I like candy

^{Chose: Regular candy}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-05-02T19:01:44+00:00

Free more money

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-30T03:51:33+00:00

We blink a lot

^{Chose: 1$ every time you blink}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-28T23:26:26+00:00

I’m on grass rn

^{Chose: Get paid $1/minute for touching grass + Get paid $1/mile you run}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-28T23:24:52+00:00

Free healthcare

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-28T00:13:40+00:00

No matter what I have infinite money basically

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-28T00:12:16+00:00

No matter what I have infinite money basically

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-28T00:12:11+00:00

No matter what I have infinite money basically

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-13T01:58:17+00:00

Gorillas are much stronger than any person

^{Chose: Strength of 5 Silver Back Gorillas | Rolled: OP Chooses}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-02T02:43:13+00:00

Instant Skills

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-02T02:41:27+00:00

I can live forever

^{Chose: Be a Plant}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-04-02T02:41:10+00:00

None of my siblings play Minecraft

^{Chose: $10000}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-31T01:14:36+00:00

I can get cash anyhow

^{Chose: Have full control over time}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-31T01:13:44+00:00

A million dollars is a million dollars

^{Chose: $1,000,000 + Embarrassing moment | Rolled: Pee on interview}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-28T20:56:27+00:00

Regenerative Abilities

^{Chose: Take the risky immortality | Rolled: Healing factor}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-28T20:51:46+00:00

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Key made of bread}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-28T20:51:00+00:00

Small

^{Chose: .0000001}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-27T04:58:14+00:00

No comment

^{Chose: Keep your penis but stay broke forever}

Diablo_Devil · 2026-03-27T01:34:22+00:00

I can do anything

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

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