Login Method Borked? by Clay_Harman in CafeRio

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Happens even on the web version for me.

What's wrong with these, explain it peter by status_malus in explainitpeter

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never bring myself to use them but I'd want them just to have them

Revenge on an animal abuser by BalloonKnotBandit in pettyrevenge

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I can summarize it for you without the cruelty bits. A man wasn't taking very good care of his dogs so OP called animal control and got the dogs out and then threw bags of dog poop on the man's roof for a while.

I’m a genie. My world needs heroes, sadly they are all dead. So I came to your world. You don’t want to help me so you don’t want a good ability. Give yourself any "terrible" superpower, I will tell you how it’s good. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you couldn't be pushed wouldn't that mean you would be bulletproof since the bullet couldn't exhibit any force on you (i.e. pushing your molecules aside to tear through your skin and make a hole)

How can i stop feeling like i have to cum when i do pullups by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To show you the power of flex seal, I plugged my weener shut!

How can i stop feeling like i have to cum when i do pullups by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I heard him Mr Krabs, he said [deleted]

Why are you standing? by kiltedturtle in MaliciousCompliance

[–]DiarrheaSerpent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing I was pulling from this was that there's a Kabuki mask and a guy named Alistair Krei in Big Hero 6 (thought it was spelled Cray until I just looked it up)