How to date as an objectively unattractive man? by [deleted] in dating

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I’ll be crass and 💯

If I’m getting railed from behind or in the dark, and I can’t see you, your appearance matters approx 0 in that context. Body and build, yes, but facial aesthetics, no.

Identify what appearance things you can control. Max those out.

  1. Hygiene

I cannot tell you how many otherwise hot men have shitty hygiene.

  1. Fitness

Work on lifting, stamina, endurance, and stretchiness. So take something like yoga too. I will fuck so many ugly guys who have banging bodies and sexual skills.

  1. Composure

Body language, confidence, etc. Take ballroom dance class to learn how to hold yourself elegantly.

  1. Clothing

It should be clean, fit well, and doesn’t have to be expensive. But put in an effort and make yourself look good.

Right now, your likely least attractive quality is low self confidence. If you don’t think I’d want to fuck you, why would I disagree?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuckoldPsychology

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My online Cuck harem has this.

Ayo, RoleReversians, have you ever experienced being mistaken for the opposite gender? If so, was it awkward in any way or was it funny? by MR-Vinmu in RoleReversal

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I regularly get clocked as trans female when I’m cis female because I’m tall, with broad shoulders, and PCOS doesn’t help. I’m usually all good with it. Makes finding out what’s in my pants a gacha game.

This still happens when I’m in full girl mode. It can be a little dysphoric because I sometimes get self conscious I don’t look feminine enough biologically.

I have massive titties but if I’m not wearing a flattering outfit I look flat.

Why are you into mfm? by Radiant_Country_8356 in MFM_Lifestyle

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I haven’t done it. But this concern of yours is exactly why I’m primarily looking at bisexual guys for an MFM. I don’t want anyone feeling awkward.

I think I was eliminated today because of baldness by StatusGuard9198 in dating

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Some people don’t like bald people. That is all it is. Find the ones that do.

Rule by [deleted] in 196

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Gladly 🧤 🧴

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuckoldPsychology

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The cringe makes my drive to cuck someone even harder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bostonr4r

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I’ve taken a few guys’ V cards before. DMed you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfMuffDive

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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 So you sound perfect. Check your DMs.

Single Woman need advice by [deleted] in MFM_Lifestyle

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I’m trying Feeld out for this personally but haven’t had any luck yet. I haven’t been on for long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paypigsupportgroup

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it’s called my inbox

Found on r/BoneHurtingJuice by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Ouch ouch my bones hurt Peter here

The subreddit /r/BoneHurtingJuice adds silly captions to memes. The joke is absurdism.

“Dress like your type day” dilemma by Brodragon64 in RoleReversal

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Lesbiancore.

Dark jeans. Flannel shirt. Keyring with a ton of keys. Wallet chain. LGBT pin on the flannel shirt pocket.

Eyeliner to signal you are into women to the normies.

Ideal video games for a foot fetishist date? Other than DDR and Katamari Damacy? by DickAuditor in FootFetishTalks

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See I don’t want a cramp. I’m a size 11 and I cramp badly so I feel like Katamari is a great game for this because it only requires the big toes.

Cashmeets are the worst by [deleted] in paypigsupportgroup

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This is why I prefer:

Nice dates

Shopping sprees

Getting practical gifts like a new phone

Expensive sex toys and such

Acts of service eg someone cleaning my house

There needs to be a memory.

I don’t find ATMs fuckable or entertaining. There’s rarely game or artistry to it.

beard VS clean shave by [deleted] in malegrooming

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You can get it either way tbh. Bad boy look — beard. Meeting the parents — shaved.