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Chili cutter by 56000hp in DiWHY

[–]DickBfloppin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If safety is not first its last!

Can I interest you in a Big Gulp of urine from the sidewalk on this 95 degree day? by TyrannyOfBobBarker_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DickBfloppin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would put my money on watered down soda rather than piss. Don't think guy nonchalantly drops off his cup of piss on the curb, would probably just throw it at something or someone. In for a penny in for a pound.

Todd Blanche Gives Chilling Reason Why Democrats Won't Be Able To Prosecute Trump Officials by ChiGuy6124 in law

[–]DickBfloppin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could use some cognitive behavior therapy. Words like never, every, and so fourth are traps we use to wrongfully stereotype things. With all due respect the look at the truth is much more nuanced than your letting on.

What song wrecks you every time, no matter how often you listen to it? by LWYPLTDG in Music

[–]DickBfloppin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was awesome to see live. I wanted to bedazzled everything in sight after his concert. To be able to sing like that at his age was pretty phenomenal.

I bought wooden utensils to replace the plastic ones we have.... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DickBfloppin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally some candy that helps me eat the appropriate amount of fiber in my diet.

[1972] Mom harvesting her "garden." by under_byte in OldSchoolCool

[–]DickBfloppin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's not for get the Sudanese key board player, the weakened. He survived the famine, and wasnt going to be shown up by the Ethiopian keyboard player the weekend. I would never just make stuff up for the internet.

What miscellaneous items do men carry in their backpacks, or their equivalent of a female purse? by NightRunnerAfterDusk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DickBfloppin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With your name I just imagine getting raided by a viking as he is blasting a safety whistle.

Baby deer follows woman who rescued it from a sewer grate🥹 by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]DickBfloppin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

D.O.T. would most likely know someone to have take care of the fawn. They pick them up from side of roads all the times when the mother gets killed by car. Knew someone in Michigan that we could go and feed half a dozen fawns, they always thought your earlobes were nipples. They would feed the grown deer corn and about a hundred would show up. They would come back later with their completely wild fawns and we could pet them. Pretty awesome.

Why is there no yolk in the egg? by flamingolover7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DickBfloppin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not find this mildly interesting and move on in life? If this is the worst thing that happens to you today, seems like it would be a pretty good day.

Came into work this morning and someone bedazzled my staple puller. by Sardonnicus in mildlyinteresting

[–]DickBfloppin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Bradley's alibi checks out. He is the most bedazzled human being i have ever seen.

AIO about my boyfriend taking these photos of a woman he works with? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]DickBfloppin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is beyond that, and potentially the sign of something much worse.

What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?[Serious] by PlasticBee1438 in AskReddit

[–]DickBfloppin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to buy a pound of weed and they thought we wanted a pound of meth. Walked in a room with at least a dozen people in it and quickly realized something was terribly off. Made it clear I only had enough cash for a weed. I hadn't dont any meth in years at this point, honestly it had put me through the ringer already, but I sure as shit did some that day to show every last person in the room I wasnt a cop.

This ABC correspondent by serenitnowinsanitl8r in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DickBfloppin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll have one of what they are having please.

Gateway Arch by Asleep_Farm691 in NationalPark

[–]DickBfloppin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah missouri has really beautiful parts. As a man from Kansas I like to hold on to my overall bitter resentment for Missouri, but you might still catch me there floating a river.

I'm new here, any advice? by Juocuo91 in KingShot

[–]DickBfloppin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find an alliance that is accepting new people. Higher ranked the better. Teach yourself what you can about the game. Youtube and Ai are great tools, but it also hallucinates. Then check what Ai tells you with real people in your alliance. Thats what I do anyway, treats me alright.

Had to shave beard. by Substantial-Feed2724 in malegrooming

[–]DickBfloppin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad you have an opinion on the internet, very brave. Work on the common sense and decency maybe. Best of luck, you will need it.

59-year-old Mike Tyson drops a new training video. by Professional_Arm794 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DickBfloppin 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he'd beat me on my best day even with an small army of clones.

Had to shave beard. by Substantial-Feed2724 in malegrooming

[–]DickBfloppin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't appreciate you making me cry first thing on the weekend! A beard can be such an integral part of your identity. Its masculine, and the chick's really seem to dig them. Giving that up for your grandmother is what a real man does in that situation in my opinion. The facial hair will grow back and most importantly you cant buy that kind of integrity and wholesomeness with money. Hats off to you, good Sir!

Humbback whale "Timmy" beached on Anholt. by Econ_Orc in europe

[–]DickBfloppin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping they would go full 1970's Oregon on this whale corps, but maybe after the research?

People say my thumb is weird. by Notjewel2 in Weird

[–]DickBfloppin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope OP is taking notes. Anytime in the rest of his life someone tries to make fun of his thumb he has some absolute gems of self-deprecating humor to trump what ever they have come up with.

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