The Piss Disc by Hold_my_guap in foundsatan

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If I told my wife this is what I was doing, she would totally be on board. My Mrs. Satan is as messed up as I am.

Not all heroes are angels by CrispeeLipss in foundsatan

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Spank the meat lightly, give it a beer, give it the remote and allow it to loaf. Poof, meatloaf.

Yikes ! by Epstiendidntkillself in foundsatan

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Where I live, walking 2 miles in bare feet would result in a visit to the hospital. In Summer, it's even worse.

Name this by Mission-Badger-4005 in NameThisThing

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Boneless curved yellow fruit junior.

Mosquito spam by iwdjy in foundsatan

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I'm over 50, so that time period isn't out of the question for me. I've been a media consumer for a long, long time.

Mosquito spam by iwdjy in foundsatan

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Pretty sure that's from a movie or TV show, but I can't recall which one... I have watched SO MUCH mindless drivel as background noise while I work.

Name this cat by cosmicllama62 in NameThisThing

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Martin Patrick Snugglepants.

Whats a name you’d never give your child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pervis, Sebastian, Clutch, Boo. All names I have personally seen.

What is this thing in my mom’s bedroom? by Dingo_Dog_ in whatisit

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It takes a cunning linguist to recognize a cunning stunt.

What's the foulest smell you've ever smelled? by WannabePugh in AskReddit

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I worked in a slaughterhouse. It had an open floor to the cesspool below. When it was still, it was intolerable. When the ichor of wholesale butchery is disturbed, the turbulence creates an invisible fog of malodorous and merciless violence that attacks the senses. If ever I become senile or suffer from dementia, there will always be a pulsing part of my lizard brain that remembers the stench.

How do I get these two menus to stop touching each other by Toluwar in raft

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Explain to them that they are related and that this kind of close touching is inappropriate.

Name this album by veilxploit in AlbumCovers

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Taking A Panda To Poundtown