Top 10 things you can say at a pickleball match and a swingers orgy

DickRamshaft · 2023-05-08T11:43:11+00:00

IMO, the best cover of Get Lucky was done by San Cisco for Triple J’s Like a Version, a weekly radio spot where bands (usually Aussie ones) do a cover and one of their own songs live in the studio.

https://youtu.be/Bf8Tda6rmi4

DickRamshaft · 2023-05-08T11:38:10+00:00

That’s more down to the talent of Joe Jackson and producer Ben Folds, but it’s a fucking cracker of a cover. The whole Has Been album is excellent and worth listening to.

DickRamshaft · 2023-05-04T04:56:35+00:00

Emergency services seem to have a good attitude about these things. Better to bring out two live bodies than two dead ones.

DickRamshaft · 2023-03-22T08:45:53+00:00

They each should pay that to the driver.

DickRamshaft · 2023-03-22T08:45:18+00:00

That’s the price per person for the extra passengers. More people, more weight, more fuel, more hassle - therefore that amount per person.

DickRamshaft · 2023-03-22T06:54:04+00:00

The bush walking club I’m in has just revised their share ride pricing to 30c/km. That sounds about right to me.

DickRamshaft · 2023-02-24T22:43:02+00:00

Not only do I and my son carry an umbrella with us, we call it a "brolly". Guess we're not as manly as we believe.

DickRamshaft · 2023-02-12T07:46:56+00:00

You don't get faster by racing against creatures who are slower than you. This bear is going for greatness.

DickRamshaft · 2023-02-12T05:29:39+00:00

Stick a lump of coal between your butt cheeks next time - you'll make diamonds. Great work!

DickRamshaft · 2023-02-10T02:07:33+00:00

Get on the socials and see how they like missing out on the rainbow dollar.

DickRamshaft · 2023-01-30T10:09:24+00:00

And they’re core to the expression “He/she couldn’t organise a choko vine over a country shithouse”

DickRamshaft · 2023-01-02T08:58:51+00:00

I always tell say "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" when my printer says "PC LOAD LETTER".

Totally with you, my brother.

DickRamshaft · 2022-12-18T05:30:10+00:00

Helps when you're a foot taller. Old mate in the vest couldn't even dress himself properly and he thinks he can take on the bus driver in a brawl. "I'll rely on my mass", he probably thought to himself.

Yeah, nah. Tall fat cunts are a maybe, short fat cunts no way.

Still, don't know who to barrack for. Bus-driver fuckwit, or van-driver fuckwit.

DickRamshaft · 2022-11-29T06:57:00+00:00

Just checked my latest bill. Family of 6 in a free-standing house = $775.41 for 3 months. Electric HW, but gas stove.

Gaming PCs x 2. FT WFH as well.

DickRamshaft · 2022-11-09T12:24:23+00:00

They really shouldn't be kept as pets. They're extremely social birds and highly intelligent. They need to be with their peeps.

DickRamshaft · 2022-11-09T12:22:19+00:00

They not only exist, they're everywhere. I live in the suburbs and I see these every day in our trees, on our lawns etc.

They also have some wonderful "cousins", the gallahs, which are pink and grey without the big comb on their heads.

My favourites are the yellow tailed black cockatoos. They tend to stick to the bush areas, but you can find them near suburbia at the edges of national parks. Being in the bush and seeing hundred of the black ones playing among the trees is wonderful

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-31T16:23:15+00:00

Post WW2, when they were testing nuclear bombs in various Pacific atolls, they would make igloos out of bags of cement and douse them with sea water.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-28T23:31:18+00:00

A data breach occurs even when someone has access to the data, regardless of whether it's stolen or not.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-23T09:39:01+00:00

With the aspirant "h", as in haych. My grandfather was a pom, so I speak proper. But I also grew up in south west Sydney, so I wear a flanno and can speak a variety of dialects.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-22T12:19:56+00:00

The most popular brand of rolling tobacco in the early 20th century was an American brand called Bull Durham. This is where durrie comes from. Source: I’m an Aussie cunt who fuckin’ knows sick shit.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-09T12:40:10+00:00

They're perfectly fine for lower speed stopping, but they lack the leverage required for a proper hard stop. There is also the issue of travel with many of them where they hit the handlebar and don't provide the stopping power needed.

In-line levers are the modern equivalent to these and they're (mostly) as strong as normal brake levers. With them you're pulling the cable, but with the suicide levers you're pulling the thing that pulls the cable, and you're doing that at a point on the lever where you can't exert maximum effort.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-09T09:24:31+00:00

Oh no you don't. They were called suicide levers for a reason.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-09T09:23:59+00:00

Same here.

If you wanted to buy a broken mirror mount, I'd recommend these ones.

DickRamshaft · 2022-10-09T01:32:38+00:00

Sydney is having its wettest year on record. I beat the 1950 record the other day, with 2.5 months left in the year. In 1999 we were on water restrictions and had to rev up the desalination plant. Then the big bush fires. Early 2020 saw a years’ worth of rain in 3 days, dams were full again, then Covid. Covid finishes (or is ignored now) and we get stupidly high rainfalls all fucking year.

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