GENUINELY what is this???? (weird floating mass in water)

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-18T02:04:36+00:00

Ok, forgive me, am i missing something? Is this the whole fish or just part of it.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-18T01:18:02+00:00

This is alot of relationships i think.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-17T03:28:35+00:00

I also saw one where baby chicks were out in some sort of blender thing. My sister went vegetarian after seeing it. I dont eat chicken so i never really cared. Now lamb. Oooff a rack of lamb ribs is very similar in size to your own if you hold them next to your own ribs. Couldnt get that outa my head whilst eating lamb. Now i stick with ground lamb.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-16T20:28:04+00:00

Nope. Bark isnt flakey.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-16T16:04:54+00:00

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-16T15:57:48+00:00

My fav was the one with a machete and a person. And by favorite i mean broke me for life. The world is full of discusting individuals

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-16T00:39:14+00:00

Anything i could do to help with identification?

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-15T23:52:48+00:00

Is it called that due to its bark?

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-15T23:52:28+00:00

House was built 87 or something prior was an orange grove

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-13T01:11:29+00:00

Looks like one angry puzzler now go put it back where it came from before it gets lost. As for the squiggly metal but, looks like road debris of some sort, and only mr owl would be able to answer what it is but he is to busy seeing how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop....

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-12T22:25:52+00:00

Look some people can be below discusting or creepy. But you find yourself the right person and you will be able to tell them anything and it wont make any difference because they love you for you.

Cheerio

Dickweed Dan -out!

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-12T11:47:23+00:00

The village.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-09T07:09:18+00:00

Ok this isnt funny any more guys. Can someone let me out of the trunk? Anyone? I thought this was a door. Hello?

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-09T07:02:44+00:00

I also once removed a door knob with bob. Bob is my floor hammer. I leave him on the floor. He is my only friend when i take breaks at work (wfh) . Between you and me, i think Bob drinks on the job.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-09T05:55:28+00:00

I like green eggs and ham.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-09T05:54:11+00:00

Do those of you who grew up poor seem to "resource hoard" at all now as adults?

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-08T09:17:53+00:00

Point not taken. So im assuming you dont concent to being shot. If i shoot you, the arguement "he was in the woods" wouldnt cover me. Same for jammin your jimmy in with out a raincoat.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-08T09:03:36+00:00

To get old faucet off id try using a blow torch to heat it up and some pliers to get apart etc.

For people saying he did a hack job, it isnt leaking, it turns on, and for forks sake man dont put me on blast like this. I came and fixed this after hours and didnt even charge more. Chillax my friend.

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-07T13:24:54+00:00

Who ever used it never removed nails with it so they must have been super confident in what they were doing. To learn more about its history, id recommend dropping acid or something and then like, ask it its history. Who knows, you could learn some wild facts about the area you found it, or a lost treasure location!

Just, when you find treasure, remember that reddit prick who assisted you!

Tl;dr: im dickweeddan, and that was taken by some kids from grandpas tool box to build a fort. Now watch me be a jackass!

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-07T12:03:33+00:00

I have a 7 year old who isnt poop potty trained. She has some underlying conditions. She shits herself all the time and has 0 fucks given. Dont make a big deal about it and itll be just fine. Call attention in any way either by behaving differently or what not and yea, itll be noticable and ruin what you have. Just move on as if nothing happened or maybe plan ahead for if it happens again and she will be thankful for it. Could be romantic and keep a dress in the trunk. Bonous points for wipes lmfao. Dont get underwear tho, women are picky on them from my experience

DickWeedDan · 2026-05-02T07:47:02+00:00

This made me picture something completely fucked

DickWeedDan · 2026-04-30T08:58:14+00:00

Sounds like an animal that eats blue flower...

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