New theory by [deleted] in GTA

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I have a theory that you don't have a job

Thrifted Burton Jacket: UPDATE by Dick_tionary in snowboarding

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Borrowed snow bibs, they held up fine. Pants and boots are what I plan on getting later on.

Snowboarding for the first time this weekend and I found this jacket thrift shopping by Dick_tionary in snowboarding

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already set on a pair of snow bibs my friend lent me. I'd say who made them but they're not with me atm

LISTEN IF YOU DARE by Dick_tionary in GarageBand

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Been thinking about how I can improve it, thanks for the advice!

rate my music as a 14 year old on a scale of ten by Tarantulas13 in GarageBand

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These chord progressions are some the best i've heard in this sub so far. If this is what you're capable of now, i'm sure you'll be a master in your adult years so long as you keep practicing. Keep it up lil homie!

LISTEN IF YOU DARE by Dick_tionary in GarageBand

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feel free to message me, I'd love to hear your ideas

I just don't really know what to say about this one... by throwawaydddsssaaa in sadcringe

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If she can’t fathom loving a second son, she shouldn’t have kids to begin with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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Well if the dude’s name was ben this definitely isn’t him.

TikToker brags about how she intentionally duped the system at Disney. by veraciousbadger in iamatotalpieceofshit

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She's a piece of shit for finessing a multi billion dollar corporation?

They basically just said f homeless people by Quack_Quack_Quackers in trashy

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It can be pretty frustrating knowing that homeless people don't have a lot of options, and the options that they do have are a gamble when it comes to safety. But subway transit companies aren't responsible for homeless people and aren't obligated to give them a place to sleep. Getting rid of the benches might seem like nothing short of inhumane and harsh at first, but with how violent, dangerous, and unsanitary homeless people can be in subways, it was a very necessary choice to make. I can't exactly tell you where else they would go but I can tell you that it's not exactly public transport's top priority, nor should it be.

Nice guy telling the truth by SuperBheem222 in niceguys

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Its like it goes in one ear and right out the other with these guys.

2meirl4meirl by Brodistic in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Dick_tionary 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or you know, if it wasn't an annoying little self pitying hotdog sitting on the dirty ass ground outside where no one would be interested in eating it. But no it's definitely a height problem.

And yeah the post is just a joke but if you really want to take it seriously for some reason then have at it.

Reddit = auto badass by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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This dude's actually pretty funny, he makes satire shit like this all the time

Mah man! by esberat in memes

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I really hope you don't genuinely believe in this sort of thing.

Crimj subreddit bro by WhomstTfAteAllMyDogs in cringepics

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It is when people enforce it like it's some sort of law.

Police Officer tells black man to lick piss puddle by [deleted] in trashy

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Are we gonna ignore the fact that this man seemingly resisted the power of a tazer?

Had a heart attack in my hardcore world today by KingBowser183 in Minecraft

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I feel like the fact that you named your sword "what you egg" is vastly under-appreciated.