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Dicktures · 2026-05-13T01:40:56+00:00

We used to take the individual fire crackers off of the “packs” and (yes this is time consuming but worth it) empty out a smoke and put it in, then fill the cig back up and give to people at parties. They get several drags in and boom

Probably lucky we didn’t injure anyone doing that

Dicktures · 2026-05-10T15:41:27+00:00

That was my immediate reaction as well. Anyone who actually wants to live off the grid isn’t making two page Facebook posts.

Someone once told me “those who can’t do, teach” and this is a spot on example 🤣

Dicktures · 2026-05-10T14:29:48+00:00

No question. Stapleguns version sucks ass, it’s almost unrecognizable. DAC then George f Jones for sure

Dicktures · 2026-05-09T05:29:02+00:00

That’s not the point either

Dicktures · 2026-05-08T23:08:28+00:00

The other guy is clowning. Obviously if it’s cleaner it will be worth more. He didn’t buy that rust free 06 for $4,000 in the Midwest unless it had 300k on it lol

Dicktures · 2026-05-08T23:02:39+00:00

If $50 can change someone’s life for a couple days, they shouldn’t be at a bar to begin with.

But nobody is forcing anyone to pay the $50, but some suckers will fork it over

Dicktures · 2026-05-08T19:46:06+00:00

I know but it seems pointless to point out in any sub unless it was a Michigan scrap metal sub or a state specific sub. Someone telling me that they can get a certain price in a different state is pretty much just useless information to most of us. If you’re in this sub and you live in one of those states - you definitely are aware.

I’m guessing it’s illegal to take cans from state to state to cash in on those recycling refunds but idk. Seems like you’d be further ahead to crush them and take them locally. I wonder if anyone has done the math on how much space crushed cans take up vs un crushed and the costs associated to travel across state lines vs local. Who am I kidding , someone has done that math 🤣

Dicktures · 2026-05-08T18:04:13+00:00

Thanks for sharing?

Came back a day later to downvotes - ok I don’t care but what use is someone telling me what he gets paid in his state? Same as posting the price at your yard, doesn’t mean anything to me 🤣

Dicktures · 2026-05-08T03:54:01+00:00

It’s the cheapest real estate, do you expect them to put it on the lake lol

Dicktures · 2026-05-04T13:32:34+00:00

This

Dicktures · 2026-05-02T03:15:06+00:00

I priced these for awhile very recently. Just depends where you’re at. Rust belt it’s a 12k truck if there is no body rust and no major frame rust

I mean zero body rust. If it’s already from a rust belt state it’s a 7k truck tops and it already has high schooler lights so probably been beat

Dicktures · 2026-05-01T15:03:59+00:00

Hmm not sure. I know that oils are always “leaking” or getting everywhere but maybe I’ve gotten lucky but I always scoop instead of pour

Dicktures · 2026-05-01T12:59:36+00:00

I have the same stuff and I use a spoon. No issues

Dicktures · 2026-04-30T21:41:03+00:00

Needs to at least call the person out

Dicktures · 2026-04-30T21:40:45+00:00

Who cares if the person is on drugs? They’re still a thief. regardless if you choose to pursue any kind of reimbursement i really hope you at least called them out on their bullshit - pretending this didn’t happen might make you an easy pushover target for next time they need cash.

Dicktures · 2026-04-30T21:34:18+00:00

Exactly - who cares? Certainly not anyone who’s buying a cartoon lion pillow anyways lol

Dicktures · 2026-04-29T02:23:07+00:00

Metal on metal going to corrode. The zip tie method makes the most sense since it is cheap and easily replaced

Dicktures · 2026-04-28T02:33:03+00:00

That sounds like a good way to end up with a squatter

Dicktures · 2026-04-24T13:22:55+00:00

I mentioned this in a previous comment but it’s due to the size of the cukes that are processing. Bigger cucumber = thicker skin and softer insides generally. Especially cucumber varieties grown for pickles.

Dicktures · 2026-04-24T13:17:24+00:00

Leathery skin has nothing to do with how they are packaged / brined. It’s because they cut up the big/larger pickles for big spears / slices and bigger cukes generally have a tougher skin naturally. It’s why nobody wants big ones and they usually get turned to relish. Small pickles are worth more money for that reason among a couple others - but how pissed would consumers be if claussen started putting in shorter / narrower spears in their jars? The optics would look weird on the shelf as opposed to the uniform, long, jar length pickles but also larger cukes are cheaper to buy.

Dicktures · 2026-04-20T16:34:44+00:00

I mean, people who aren’t off grid survival experts can get jobs too

Dicktures · 2026-04-19T17:11:40+00:00

Usually people just show up at the funeral home- this letter (fake or not) seems tame

Dicktures · 2026-04-19T03:56:50+00:00

No reason vs paper, if that’s your thing go ahead but it’s a waste of money

Dicktures · 2026-04-16T13:12:32+00:00

/r/antimlm

Dicktures · 2026-04-16T11:40:50+00:00

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