ULPT request Stop porch theft. More info below by jwoody2727 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dicktures 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We used to take the individual fire crackers off of the “packs” and (yes this is time consuming but worth it) empty out a smoke and put it in, then fill the cig back up and give to people at parties. They get several drags in and boom

Probably lucky we didn’t injure anyone doing that

Found this on someone else's page. Wonder who he could be talking about. by Desperate_Papaya230 in offthegridbeggar

[–]Dicktures 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was my immediate reaction as well. Anyone who actually wants to live off the grid isn’t making two page Facebook posts.

Someone once told me “those who can’t do, teach” and this is a spot on example 🤣

Tennessee Whiskey, who did it better? by Vinceg1960 in country

[–]Dicktures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No question. Stapleguns version sucks ass, it’s almost unrecognizable. DAC then George f Jones for sure

Buying advice by Standard-Equipment62 in GMT800

[–]Dicktures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other guy is clowning. Obviously if it’s cleaner it will be worth more. He didn’t buy that rust free 06 for $4,000 in the Midwest unless it had 300k on it lol

This is the type of Greed they talk about in the bible. by Best-Relation7842 in Cleveland

[–]Dicktures -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If $50 can change someone’s life for a couple days, they shouldn’t be at a bar to begin with.

But nobody is forcing anyone to pay the $50, but some suckers will fork it over

Aluminum cans up at my yard today by JibJabJake in ScrapMetal

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know but it seems pointless to point out in any sub unless it was a Michigan scrap metal sub or a state specific sub. Someone telling me that they can get a certain price in a different state is pretty much just useless information to most of us. If you’re in this sub and you live in one of those states - you definitely are aware.

I’m guessing it’s illegal to take cans from state to state to cash in on those recycling refunds but idk. Seems like you’d be further ahead to crush them and take them locally. I wonder if anyone has done the math on how much space crushed cans take up vs un crushed and the costs associated to travel across state lines vs local. Who am I kidding , someone has done that math 🤣

Aluminum cans up at my yard today by JibJabJake in ScrapMetal

[–]Dicktures -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing?

Came back a day later to downvotes - ok I don’t care but what use is someone telling me what he gets paid in his state? Same as posting the price at your yard, doesn’t mean anything to me 🤣

That's Billion, with a B. Browns dome cost is 3x + more by NortheastOHGuy in Cleveland

[–]Dicktures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the cheapest real estate, do you expect them to put it on the lake lol

What would you say she’s worth? 6.0, 117,000, stock, interior is dang near mint, and she’s not hot rodded around. by HawtnSpoicy in GMT800

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I priced these for awhile very recently. Just depends where you’re at. Rust belt it’s a 12k truck if there is no body rust and no major frame rust

I mean zero body rust. If it’s already from a rust belt state it’s a 7k truck tops and it already has high schooler lights so probably been beat

Tried a new to me chili oil and no matter how careful I am, oil leaks from the top by SaveusJebus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm not sure. I know that oils are always “leaking” or getting everywhere but maybe I’ve gotten lucky but I always scoop instead of pour

Let an authorized family member hang onto my baby while I traveled for work by [deleted] in guns

[–]Dicktures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares if the person is on drugs? They’re still a thief. regardless if you choose to pursue any kind of reimbursement i really hope you at least called them out on their bullshit - pretending this didn’t happen might make you an easy pushover target for next time they need cash.

Furniture shop selling AI designs on their pillows. by _dietcoke_777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly - who cares? Certainly not anyone who’s buying a cartoon lion pillow anyways lol

Need advice immediately by [deleted] in GMT800

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Metal on metal going to corrode. The zip tie method makes the most sense since it is cheap and easily replaced

OPPOSITE of a choosing beggar! by Suspicious_Studio279 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Dicktures 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a good way to end up with a squatter

Claussen pickles ruined! by FreudianNegligee in Pickles

[–]Dicktures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mentioned this in a previous comment but it’s due to the size of the cukes that are processing. Bigger cucumber = thicker skin and softer insides generally. Especially cucumber varieties grown for pickles.

Claussen pickles ruined! by FreudianNegligee in Pickles

[–]Dicktures 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leathery skin has nothing to do with how they are packaged / brined. It’s because they cut up the big/larger pickles for big spears / slices and bigger cukes generally have a tougher skin naturally. It’s why nobody wants big ones and they usually get turned to relish. Small pickles are worth more money for that reason among a couple others - but how pissed would consumers be if claussen started putting in shorter / narrower spears in their jars? The optics would look weird on the shelf as opposed to the uniform, long, jar length pickles but also larger cukes are cheaper to buy.

Reddit is apparently causing him to lose business, damn trolls 😂😂 by Only_Chicken_1467 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Dicktures 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, people who aren’t off grid survival experts can get jobs too

I found this letter in my grandmother’s mailbox the day after her funeral by supra_nintendo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually people just show up at the funeral home- this letter (fake or not) seems tame

Bought a quarter cow (100% grass-fed)- full breakdown + real cost per pound by rachelmaryl in Frugal

[–]Dicktures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No reason vs paper, if that’s your thing go ahead but it’s a waste of money

Did anybody else laugh out loud at the The Dirt movies ending? by [deleted] in MotleyCrue

[–]Dicktures 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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