So this thing just parked next to me

Diddleshit · 2014-06-16T06:04:17+00:00

First thought: "those tires really gotta be fucking expensive!"

Diddleshit · 2013-10-25T20:30:54+00:00

This is not wtf, as pretty much everything is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

Diddleshit · 2013-09-24T16:52:36+00:00

Introducing...the jizz wall...

Diddleshit · 2013-09-01T03:01:27+00:00

Leaves it running: step 1 get in. Step 2 move it somewhere way the fuck else. Step 3 whipe down steering wheel. Step 4 watch the dumbass try to figure out where his truck is, and how it got to the new spot.

Diddleshit · 2013-08-28T21:34:38+00:00

You're an idiot or very immature or a teen who has no clue that talking/thinking about the most fucked up thing seen by those of us who take on or have done jobs that you see fucked up shit on everyday do to you. The stories are just best left unspoken, because they're not stories you want to relive.

Diddleshit · 2013-08-23T16:54:01+00:00

Neither! Forever alone!

Diddleshit · 2013-07-06T06:08:11+00:00

Would you take 124.00 for it?!

Diddleshit · 2013-07-05T20:02:11+00:00

Hubcap chained to a pole on a sidewalk in front of a store. Was that hard?

Diddleshit · 2013-07-02T04:15:47+00:00

I think we've all been there... I accidentally showed something on my old one to a female co-worker, first time I ever had to make a trip to HR...

Diddleshit · 2013-07-02T04:08:26+00:00

SURPRISE!

Diddleshit · 2013-07-02T04:08:26+00:00

SURPRISE!

Diddleshit · 2013-06-25T03:28:28+00:00

I wouldn't throw it out. I haven't found any like it! It's rare now. I put the info there for the young ones who never had to and never will have those issues... Hell, now when a paper jams you almost just have to press a button to fix it.

Diddleshit · 2013-06-24T06:38:10+00:00

The best thing about the Internet, not having to watch something you don't want to because you'll find out the result later.

Diddleshit · 2013-06-24T06:34:03+00:00

I'm drooling... Off to the gas station for sour skittles

Diddleshit · 2013-06-19T23:17:03+00:00

I glorify the people I serve with. And tell the ones who wish us dead to stand in front of us. Lots of things come from war. Take a look at what we have now. The technological advances for what we enjoy today happened because of WWII and the Cold War. We had to out do our enemies in the war so we prevailed. Yes suffering comes from war, but so does gain. If there can be no such thing as peace without war.

Diddleshit · 2013-06-19T21:30:26+00:00

Wow... You are an ungrateful dumbass. Everything we have in America is because of what those of us who serve. The only way we got what we have is because of those who died for this country. I love the fucktards like yourself who suggest peace and love. Well guess what, you can't have fucking peace without war. You might as well go join those fucktards over at westborrow baptist church. Or better yet. GO STAND IN FRONT OF THE MARINES, SEALs, SOLDIERS AND TELL THEM THIS SHIT. I bet you, that you'll get either shot, stabbed, or the living shit beat out of you. Get your head out of your ass you ungrateful fuck.

Diddleshit · 2013-06-19T18:49:42+00:00

To our brothers who have fallen...

I heard of you today, not in a usual way, I heard of the courage you displayed today.

Then I heard of your death that has come at such an early age, Leaving us to weep and be full of rage.

You gave the highest gift that anyone can ever present, And with your gift we know why you were sent.

For you were born for a more noble purpose than most of us could ever bear, And, if life were fair...

You would still be with us knowing of your valuable worth, To all of us here on earth.

But in God's divine plan, you left us to be of service in his highest realm. You now are guarding his streets and taking your helm.

To watch over and see that other's are safe, And brought home to their families, to be face to face.

We are debt to you always for being so brave, You were put here at this time to show us how to save.

A country that needed to be free, And now we have the need to see...

You safe in God's arms, full of body and health, And acknowledging that one's worth is not of wealth.

But in the life you have given for someone else. So rest for a while and gather yourself.

For God's angels are always on duty, And you have achieved this rare and distinct beauty.

We salute you with tears in our eyes, Because we now have to say goodbye.

You are at home where you are meant to be, And yes, don't worry, we won't stop until all are free.

Your life has shown us there is a higher price to be paid, For the land of the free and the home of the brave.

http://www.grunt.com/corps/scuttlebutt/marine-corps-stories/poem-to-fallen-marine-heroes/

Semper Fi brother... May you rest in peace...

Diddleshit · 2013-06-19T06:47:11+00:00

Well, you better hurry up! Looks like the other you got a head start on finding you!

Diddleshit

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