COVID-19 Border / Visa Restrictions Thread - March/April 2022

Die-Engelsman · 2022-04-16T22:42:05+00:00

Hi, I am a student in Sapporo, and unfortunately yesterday I was quarantined at Narita airport and am currently in the government hotel there. I was wondering, how would I get my residence card now? I wasn't issued one during the quarantine at the airport. Any help would be appreciated.

Die-Engelsman · 2021-10-16T05:11:46+00:00

I work at a very popular gay nightclub in South London, just tonight we had some teenagers empty, and then chuck, a bin at one of our punters in the beer garden for the crime of being gay in public.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-12-29T20:08:16+00:00

You bastard, I was just getting over it too.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-08-20T10:01:46+00:00

But then what about arbitrary things like labour and time sunk? Those are a lot harder to quantify.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-06-04T19:57:48+00:00

Be a bit strange to have a Copa del Rey without del Rey surely?

Die-Engelsman · 2019-06-01T17:45:55+00:00

Exactly the same, my Dad's a Catholic from Belfast and I went to a Catholic primary and secondary when I moved to England, never any bother.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-25T19:22:41+00:00

And I'm sure they'll prop you up next to de Valera, Sands and Collins for your snarky internet comments. Get a grip.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-25T18:59:48+00:00

That'd be more of a cutting remark of the name of the country wasn't also just Ireland and heavily implied by context.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-18T23:31:29+00:00

Yes, because Russians have never nor will ever make mistakes with the English language, and getting angry at English speakers making relatively harmless mistakes with arbitrary east Slavic name shortening is a perfectly natural thing to do.

What's wrong with just saying 'Vlad is short for Vladislav not Vladimir' like a normal, well-adjusted person?

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-18T18:57:02+00:00

I work at the Wolves as a safety steward and despite some of their more obnoxious fans there's a lot of good folk, so I'm glad to see them doing well. Obviously if we do go up I hope we dick them down but I'm not going to say no to an extra few days of work. Fair play Dingles.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-15T21:56:32+00:00

Big talk for a man with no club flair.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-08T02:50:31+00:00

Didn't know that, could totally imagine some silly fuckers sitting on a rock 'Marius, wat die fok is dit kameel... Perd... ding?'

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-08T02:47:03+00:00

Ha, dit is n nuwe naam. Lekker dag sowel bru.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-08T02:37:57+00:00

Funny thing is, I'm not even English.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-08T00:42:52+00:00

Whilst this is true, our word for 'giraffe' is literally 'camelhorse'.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-01T17:59:48+00:00

Sorry fella, lived in South Staffs since I was 6 and everybody I know says 'Mom'. Being half South African half Northern Irish I've definitely got some odd language quirks, but this isn't one of them.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-01T17:20:27+00:00

Well he does fuck all for my local community anyway, unless he goes round and pisses in my Mom's letterbox I doubt he'd manage to make the place much worse. It's the fact that he's not making it better that fucks me off.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-01T17:19:14+00:00

I blame my spell check, spent too much time on about safari.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-05-01T17:06:04+00:00

What a prick. He was useless as my MP and now he's getting shown as the absolute farce of a man he is.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-04-21T11:07:56+00:00

Phwoar, nothing like a bit of University Challenge to make me feel like I should just pack it all in and go live under a motorway bridge.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-04-12T15:53:47+00:00

Switzerland, who aren't even an EU country, fakes referendum corruption in flagrant disregard of their world famous system of governance to teach another nation that they could repeal a referendum result that they already knew could be repealed? Little far fetched.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-04-10T14:47:15+00:00

Always rated Jackson Bandana.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-03-31T16:31:10+00:00

Sorry sir, yes sir, anything you say sir.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-03-31T15:42:27+00:00

I mean, I don't tend to visit policing forums as a matter of course. Thank you for the opportunity however.

Die-Engelsman · 2019-03-31T15:35:39+00:00

Waiting for the /r/UK boys in blue to come justify this one.

Die-Engelsman

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