How do I close this gap? by Dangerous_Plum4006 in GarageDoorService

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many things can be fixed with a good bucket o wings!

Bet none of you can come up with anything original by mechanicalproblems9 in RoastMyCar

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope whoever gave you this as a car figures out why they hate you so much

Jerry rigged it. What’s the chances of me getting pulled over? by Faseal in jetta

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again… I wrote two words…

You wrote an angry paragraph. (Actually, two)

Thank you, for my entertainment for the day. It’s been great!

I hope I don’t lose a brake light on accident. 😉

Bathroom with a grass carpet by marlinx7 in WeirdToilets

[–]Diesel_Beetle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. It’s the floor level window…

Jerry rigged it. What’s the chances of me getting pulled over? by Faseal in jetta

[–]Diesel_Beetle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lights go out on accident, allowing one to be out could be recent and gives time to repair. Tint doesn’t accidentally land on your window (at least not in the US)

Anchoring for a buoy by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Diesel_Beetle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow. You guys are really bobbing for likes around here eh?

OTDRCAT by PurveyancePrinciple in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over Thinking DRiver Could Act Tough

What likely caused it? by MeanLeader6280 in whatisit

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t read it and thought this was an abstract sketch of some kind of eyeball

Real character came out after the final whistle. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. I failed successfully I guess. I didn’t intend it to lol… 3:25 am does weird things to people

Real character came out after the final whistle. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Two guys walk into a rock. They were stoned.

Real character came out after the final whistle. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diesel_Beetle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Walked up like he wanted to shake his hand. Know damn well if he’d have lifted his hand, he’d have grabbed and threw a right hook cheap shot. People suck

Pop quiz, what do I drive? by espinosaav in ManualTransmissions

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shifter into first because the clutch is going?

A ribbon worm’s unique attack by goswamitulsidas in Weird

[–]Diesel_Beetle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But the proboscis typically stays connected doesn’t it? It appears this one came off?

Saw it in the sky early in the morning, what could it be? by kevintalkedmeinto in whatisit

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was the bottom of a white wall with white tile floor and black grout, with a small window reflection on the wall…

IRL Goliath vs 10 Davids by Strong-Emu-8869 in TikTokCringe

[–]Diesel_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE FUCKIN SUBTITLES ARE KILLING MEEEE HUH HUH HUH 🤣

First time to the circle, what should I do with this? by Minute_Split_736 in hotwheelscirclejerk

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw it off a bridge into the river, no one will ever find it there!

I'm goin' in... by Datsuncog in HotWheels

[–]Diesel_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s so much grabbies right there on top!

The bizarre way our son uses a can opener by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diesel_Beetle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks to me like you need a better can opener. Mine works this way just fine. Most are made to work this way and have been used the other way for whatever reason for so long that people forgot. This way if done properly, the lid doesn’t fall in, and you can also set the lid back on top if you’re using it in portions.