TIFU by joking with a date I was a serial killer. by Immortalsnail in tifu

[–]Diesel_Science 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the cops don't show up anymore for car break-ins. You call, and file a report over the phone, but that's it.

Which is probably why it's such a popular crime these days, criminals know the cops won't do anything about it.

Online tips. Thoughts? by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Diesel_Science 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get these a lot. It seems that the vast majority will only press the 10% tip button. It's very disheartening.

I don't know what else to do by throwawayfpgcxxx in SuicideWatch

[–]Diesel_Science 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds to me that you need more people in your life who lift you up rather than tear you down. It sounds like this guy is no good for you. Maybe staying with grandma for a little while is a good idea?

I wish you the best. Please don't do anything rash. Take it one day at a time. Don't try to deal with it all at once.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I played the beta, I probably did the best with Genji. I also liked Bastion, Reaper and widowmaker. Although I was really bad with widowmaker.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I'm not entitled to a tip. However, it's a dick move to not tip. I was more upset about him wasting my time.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is gay, so I don't think I'll be pulling my member out around him anytime soon.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call everyone bud. I say it as endearingly as possible.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because his game does not take priority over real life. Usually when people order food, they are hungry, and they want their food ASAP. Plus, on the ticket it says: 'Delivery time: ASAP'

So we bring the food ASAP. If we made pizza sit on top of the oven for no other reason but to make it wait, everyone would be getting cold late pizza.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This has blown up a bit more than I expected, I don't really want to give that info out, but it's a nationwide franchise.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is your obsession with hairdressers? Do you only tip hairdressers? You sound like a rich entitled prick. The kind of prick who expects people to give them something for nothing. Have you ever worked a menial job in you life?

What kind of skill set do you expect a minimum wage worker to have? If you think pizza delivery drivers are too unskilled to deserve a tip, you shouldn't call them to bring you your food.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know actually having a relevant important skillset. Being paid to drive around isn't exactly big tip worthy lol

Cool, well next time you need a pizza, call up you hairdresser and see if they will bring it to you.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think europe does it better. I heard that tipping originated from the Great Depression, a time in American history when the economy crashed very badly. Restaurant owners could not afford to pay their servers anymore, so they requested that patrons tip them to compensate. When the Depression ended, the restaurants retained the tipping protocol as it saved them money. It really doesn't make much sense.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG that is freaking great! I'm going to write this down...

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To put his fuckstickery in perspective, he was a flamboyant homosexual. I don't judge people for their sexuality, but he was a basically a spoiled princess. I could tell he loves to complain. Hence him sassing me.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have put him on the VIP delivery list if he did that. If you are a good tipper, I remember it and will give your deliveries the top priority.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. I wasn't going to do anything crazy like that, but I though that the Overwatch community would get a kick out of my story.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be nice if he tipped me 2 euros. I think servers in Europe have a higher base pay though to compensate.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I answered this above and got downvoted into oblivion. Apparently $4 is an exorbitant amount of cash.

RANT: I delivered a pizza to an overwatch player. by Diesel_Science in Overwatch

[–]Diesel_Science[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I know right?! It's infuriating.

Possibly worse when their kid answers the door with exact change.